Saturday, 23. February 2008, 22:54:39
I've been tagged by
theoddbodThe rules are:
Link to the person that tagged you.
Post the rules on your blog.
Share the Five Jobs You Would Never Do......
Tag five random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.
I like this game
OK :
1) Eunuch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EunuchThis doesn't sound my cup of tea at all. I enjoy the company of women and and am consequently attracted to quite a number of various individuals, to some degree or another. Being unable to articulate that attraction (or rather, being able to articulate but not physically reciprocate if the attraction is mutual) would be the stuff of madness. Thanks, but no thanks.
2) Bank Cashier
I once worked as a bank cashier for a period of time, before I discovered that :
a) I'm not a 'yes sir, no sir' kinda person
b) working only with other people's money is soul destroying
c) my sense of humour doesn't lend itself to the fairly strict banking environment.
So - would you like that in 10s, 20's or in the form of a well deserved kick up the ass, you cocky, ignorant, small-town Jackass. Sorry, I mean, 'Sir'. < signed > Your humble servant, Rinse.
3) Traffic warden
The abuse, the hate-vibes, the confrontations with people you can't respond in kind to....no, sorry - I just couldn't do it.
4) Airport (or any other, actually) Toilet Cleaner
I guess there's a 'nice' name for this job...'Sanitation consultant' or 'Cleansing operative'...but fancy having to get up for work each day, knowing that you're going to be facing THAT from the get-go, and for the rest of your shift. It's just NO. Sorry and all that.
5) Salesman
Well - it's not me, for a start. I can't gather exclusive enthusiasm for < any product > around me like a cloak, for the period of my employment with any particular company. Plus, Sales people who deal with Supermarkets, for instance, often have to put up with the most appalling attitudes and insults from the supermarket managers. Believe me folks, it's not the manufacturers of foodstuffs etc. that are ripping you off, it's the Supermarkets. They're < expletive deleted >. And that's the honest truth. So - it might only be 5 minutes before I'd be telling the aggressive purchasing manager(s) from Countdown or Pack'n Save or Foodtown etc. to stick it right up their backside. Not a recipe for a happy & successfull career, then

And so, to my taggees :
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