My OperaVictory speeches.
Friday, February 22, 2008 11:04:06 AM
You know - everyone would like to have the perfect line when they finally stand there with the cup, fifty ladies and a cadre of visibly crushed peers trailing behind.
But in reality, those times rarely come after long planning, and people botch their hard- earned moment where they can turn in their application for immortality.
Therefore, since I am a very public spirited and sacrificing individual - I have decided to assist my american brethren in preparing for the victory- outburst, in November, when the democrats will kick the republicans righteously in the balls while grinning from ear to ear.
But in reality, those times rarely come after long planning, and people botch their hard- earned moment where they can turn in their application for immortality.
Therefore, since I am a very public spirited and sacrificing individual - I have decided to assist my american brethren in preparing for the victory- outburst, in November, when the democrats will kick the republicans righteously in the balls while grinning from ear to ear.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU, MAN! FUCK YOU!".
"Just as this day will be remembered, I will hoist this flag so high, to wave as a symbol for these United States - for all time, proud and glorious! What do you think about that, HUH! BOYAHAHH! *thblblbllltthhh*".
"Yes, it will take us on a new and unspecific and uncertain direction. But we can all rest assured that it will not be the same as before, since WE BEAT BUSH! AAAAHHHHH! I feel giddy! WOOOH!".
"To be certain, the responsibility is now ours, to lead by example, and not by decree. To stand tall in the face of our oppressors, while the white man made us the aggressors. But that is not how we won this day! No, we won through igniting that which unites us on this small planet - together we have found a new way, and by the Lord the Allmighty's letters we will find our hope.... *cough* What do you mean Segregation ended forty years ago. Indeed? King is dead, as well? My condolences. As a matter of fact I did go to Harward, yes".
"No, I'm not really sure what he stands for, no. Maybe things'll change.. for the better.. whatever that may be - I like this guy. And I feel really good about defeating my racistic tendencies and voting for a black guy. Go america!"
"Truly, it is a day to be remembered! When we set aside our differences, and defeated our opponents utterly, with their partisanship and their uncompromising attitudes! Now we rule - and there will be unity, or by God I will shoot you in the head with this gun!".
"Like, it's really great and stuff. I bought a new dress, you know. Does it make my, you know, ASS, look big!? What about my boobs... Ooh, I just love your suit, you look soo handsome, baby".
"Damnit all! They're all aliens! Listen to me, you must listen to me! I seen them on the ship! Eating rats, it's just a mask they're wearing to fool you - they control everything! .....Even my social benefit checks, yes. Why, the econ....Hey, you in the crowd!".
"Can I have your attention please? I'd like to take this opportunity to declare that my personal sense of victory extends to now having instantly solved every crisis on the planet, from global warming to food- shortages and genocide in Darfur. And I will now abdicate and sit on pillow. You may direct questions to the brick wall over there. Thank you".
