..out of the dark

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“Democrats: We’re marginally less likely to march the whole country down the slow road to actual fascism.”

“Vote Democratic! We’ll probably kill fewer brown people than the other guys. Maybe.”

“Democrats - for when your biggest hope for government is that they won’t use your tax dollars to violate the Nuremberg laws, the Geneva Conventions, and your own damn Constitution.”

“Isn’t it time you voted for change? Of course not! What are you, high?!? Vote Democratic this fall.”

“Democrats! Because the invertebrate community deserves representation, too.”

“If you believe democracy works, raise your hand. Now, get in the line for the exit visas to Canada. The rest of you, vote Democratic!”

"Vote for a democrat: You might as well!"

"I choose Indifference over dangerous Convictions any day: I Vote Democrat (if I care to vote at all)."

"The Democratic party: we won't shed every pretense of democratic government!"

"Ideals are great! (Specially on paper, and on fundraisers). Vote democratic!"

"We are self- sustained economically due to large and obviously non- committing contributions from American big business. This enables us to govern without thinking about actually having issues people should vote on - yes, we're that secure! Vote for stability! Vote Democratic."

"We're not all completely insane. Vote Democratic."

"The Democratic party: keeping the lid on the most rampant vocal expressions of corporate greed since the last depression".