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Global warming. The new buzz words. Whatever else they may know about the environment, or not, everyone has definitely heard about this phenomenon.

Is it real? Are we all doomed unless we change our ways? Or is it all just a big farce? Much ado about nothing? Both sides have their proponents.

On one hand you have the environmentalists who blame human activity, mostly use of fossil fuels, for contributing so much of green house gases to the atmosphere. The scientists at IPCC, Al Gore and an assortment of others, all of who believe that unless there is a drastic change in the habits of the entire world, and fast, we’re all going to be elbowing each other for space, ‘cause half of the Earth will be under water. Not to mention a host of other catastrophes that’ll tag along.

Then on the other hand, there are the skeptics, and not all of them are oil majors. They believe all this fuss about global warming and the polar ice caps melting and the plethora of other doom’s day scenarios are all hogwash, and the products of the over-active imaginations of a bunch of Earth fanatics. They call it “scare-mongering.”

As a layperson, one not in possession of any scientific knowledge or data that I can myself call conclusive proof, what should I think? For every scientist-type person showing me charts and graphs of the temperatures of the Earth over the years, cyclones etc, there’s another supposed great authority on these matters pooh-poohing all such charts, graphs, showing me some more of how the Earth is just blowing hot, and cold as it’s supposed to. What then, should I think?

Well, I personally feel global warming is indeed happening. However, I want to try to be fair to the skeptics.

Let us say that what the skeptics say about the Earth going through its normal phases of heating up and cooling down is true. Let us say there is no threat of widespread havoc bearing down upon us anytime soon. Let us say the global warming gang is in fact blowing things a wee bit out of proportion.

So what does that mean? Ah! Sit back, relax, buy your gas-guzzler SUV and leave all your electronic items on?

Even if the end of the world is not coming anytime soon (not for these reasons anyway), there are still some undeniable facts. Leave aside all data about the Earth’s temperature. Leave aside all unusual occurrences of heat waves, cyclones hurricanes, droughts etc. leave aside all of that. Just concentrate on these four facts:


1) The supply of fossil fuels IS limited.
The reserves of fossil fuels, already tapped or not, are limited. Finite. They will run out sometime or the other. Maybe not in our lifetime, but they WILL run out. Now, can we increase our reserves of fossil fuels? Ummm….no!

2) The human population IS increasing.
Can we decrease it? Well, technically, yes, but actually, no. It is our god-given right to procreate. Never mind that we misuse that right to the utmost extent. We can run population control activities on all other species but ourselves. We can’t all pull a China and have laws regulating birth. Besides, most of us wouldn’t even want that. There are other things we can do, but I digress.

3) Use of fossil fuels HAS increased.This growing human population of ours also has its disproportionately growing demands. Technology is permeating every aspect of our lives. The world is a smaller place today not only because there are more of us to share it, but also because technology brings us closer. More people, cheaper, more accessible technology, more cars, more factories, basically, ‘more’ of everything.

4) The amount of green house gases in the atmosphere IS increasing.
Now since all of this wonderful technology that we are so extravagantly using uses up a lot of energy, that translates into a lot of fossil fuels being used up directly or indirectly, which in turn means a lot of CO2 and other green house gases being dumped into the atmosphere.

While we all know how green house gases work, but since I’m trying to be fair, I’ll not say that they are causing ‘global warming’. But, look at it practically. The alteration of the balance that exists in our atmosphere is bound to have some effect. Moreover, an alteration to a great extent is bound to have a greater effect. Add to that the loss of a lot of the earth’s forest cover due to again, the afore-mentioned happily procreating species (and I don’t mean rabbits), can anyone deny that the earth’s natural balance has been disturbed? If this balance continues to stay disturbed and be further disrupted, does it not stand to reason, that there are bound to be some effects on how the climate of the earth behaves? What makes our climate anyway? Air and water, and their movement isn’t it? Therefore, if you disturb these things, there will be some effect on climate. I’m not saying what effect that will be, but chances are, we could stand to lose a lot.

So what am I suggesting we should do?
Stop using anything and everything that contributes to producing these green house gases, and go back to the Stone Age and use tom-toms to communicate, or worse, nothing at all?

Of course not!

But, I wonder, would it be really bad if instead of flagrant over-use, we are more wise and intelligent about how we use our resources?

I fail to understand how judicious use can meet opposition. Even if there is no immediate threat to us, are we really so shortsighted, that we cannot see that sooner or later, all that we are doing is going to take its toll on the earth? Anything we use, anything and everything suffers from wear and tear and needs to be maintained. Why should the earth be any different? Everything is made from it!

What would anyone lose, if the people of earth are more sensitive towards their own home?

Would is really be all that bad if our cars are more efficient and give out lesser smoke?

Would it really hurt if we use CFLs and get more light and use lesser electricity?

Would it not be nice if other species of plants and animals can flourish with us?

What is the harm in not wasting?

What is the harm in giving impetus to research for alternative energy options?

If the specter of ‘global warming’ jolts the people of earth out of their apathy, into becoming more aware and responsible ‘Earthlings’, would it really be all that bad?

The way I see it, the human race is behaving like a little child whose mother threatens him with the ‘Boogey man’ to make him eat his veggies. Here, ‘global warming’ is the ‘Boogey man’ and concern for wiser use is the vegetable. The difference being, that in this case, not eating the veggies will be bad not only for the child, but for everything around him too.

Whether it is true or exaggerated, the lesser of two evils, I think we could do with mongering a bit of scare.

now i'm sad :-(

I'm feelin really sad.
What are we doin?
Why aren't more of us concerned?
Life is so hopeless sometimes.
why am I living, if all it means is to add to the destruction of earth?
I read recently that tigers may be the first big species to go extinct in a long time.
I love tigers.
I don't want 'em to go exticnt.
Why are we doin such things?
I don't like all of this.
It's depressing.
:-(

funnies

here are a few funnies that i really really like.
always ALWAYS laugh a lot when i read 'em.
even if i've just read 'em!!

:-) :-)











will put up more as and when i come across 'em!!

cheers!!

:-)

about chocolates.....

i have dicided to write here, a few quotations about chocoalte that i like.
i hope they make who-ever reads 'em smile, like they made me smile :-)

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!"
Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz


"Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate."
Sandra Boynton.


"Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!"


"I am not overweight. I am chocolate-enriched."


"So much chocolate!! So little time!!"


"Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment."


"If there is no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going!"


"I would give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter."


"In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better."


"There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE."
Linda Grayson, The Pickwick Papers


"Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food."
Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars

dance...

hello again!!

i don't have much to write as of now.
except to mention that there's this song i heard a some time ago.
it's called "Grace Kelly" by Mika.
i love it.
i absolutely LOVE it!!
it's such a fun song!!
i don't think i have any realy clue what it means but i SO totally identify with it!!

i could be brown, i could be blue, i could be vioolleett skkkyyyy
i could be hurtful, i could be purple, i could be anything you liikkkeee
gotta be green, gotta be mean, gotta be everything moooorreee
why don't you like me? why don't you like me? why don't you walk out the door!!!

i dance like mad at this song!!!
i jump, i leap, i pirouette(gracefully, i'd like to believe :-> )!!
and then i do aaaallll of it again.
i've even made my own steps to go along with the words!!
i love this song!!!

it makes me feel light and happy and makes me forget whatever it is that's bothering me(and ususlly there's a lot) and just dance, dance, dance.

i think anything that does that is wonderful.

ergo, this song is wonderful!!

there's this Baz Luhrmann song, "Everybody's free to wear sunscreen". one of the things he advices you to do is...Dance!! even if you have no where to do it except your own living room.which is where i do most of mine :-)

i'n not the clubing sorts. but i loooooveeeee dancing. i don't care to be looking good while i dance.
in fact i'm pretty certain i look anything but!!! but i love dancing. you know that saying that you should dance like there's no one watching.well i do that.dance like no one's watching, cuz well, no one is.and its the most liberating thing.not a care in the world and for those few minutes of the song its just me, the music and the living room floor.......

and ofcourse the sofas and other assorted pieces of furniture i bump into :-)

well, i agree with Mr Luhrmann......DANCE!!!

first thoughts :-)

hello hello!!
this is the story about what i call the pen fairy.
infact, it isn't so much a story, but more of an analysis of what a pen fairy should do.

a few days ago, i removed the cap of a brand new gel-ink pen poised to start writing.
lo-an-behold....it wouldn't write!!! i shook it crazy but the darned thing just wouldn't write.
well in it's defense, it did give me a lifeless, barely visible line.nothing of the sort you expect from a young pen though.well so what was i to do?!the nib was broken.unopened, and it broke.go figure!!

the thing is, this same sort of thing happens with me pretty often.well, it isn't always a sparkling, new pen, but new enough.gel pens, somehow or the other, often stop working well before they're supposed to,i.e. well before the ink in them has run out.atleast with me. and then they lie forever in my pen-stands, on my table, in pockets etc etc, full of ink, but of absolutely no use.

what a waste..tsk tsk...what an utter waste....

i'm never able to bring myself to throw 'em away though.
and wondering about why i don't do that, i started thinking, what am i waiting for, the PEN fairy??!!

(snigger...which is what i did at the thought)

but this set me thinking...what if there was a pen fairy, how would it(he..she??) work??

well basically along the lines of the tooth-fairy ofcourse, but in blue. i always imagine the tooth-fairy to be in pink. but there's more to it than that my friends!!

what sort of pens should this 'pen-fairy' give us money for??

my first thought was, it should give money for old, used pens, which have lived their life analogous to old, used teeth. but then that's a lotta money we'll be getting through-out our lives, cause well most of us go through a lotta pens in a lifetime. i mean i know computers and the internet and all have killed the art of writing, but inspite of that, we still use a lotta pens.

my next thought was, the sort of thing that originally started me thinking about the pen-fairy in the first place. pens that die before their time, i.e. , ones with broken nibs and such. yes, that made more sense. but then...what if people just spend their time breaking cheap pens and collecting money for em?? the system will be mis-used. so i discarded the idea, and stuck with the old pen method.

but then, if you think a little further, if we're going so far as to presume there's a magical creature to give you moolah for a very man-made object, it would probabaly be safe to presume that said creature can use said magic to ascertain which pens have been deliberately broken and which have honest-to-goodness, no-fault-of-the-owner broken nibs. and i guess a deservedly honestly broken nib would probably be rarer than finished pens.

so since Mr, Claus can just 'know' who's been good and who's been naughty, why can't our pen-fairy also just 'know'?? it shall!! 'know', that is.

so there!! conclusion reached!!!

but thinking about it again(for some reason) some time later,i wondered, Mr. Claus has a whole army of elves to help him, not to mention a bunch of flying reindeer(reindeers??), and a bottomless sack!!our poor little pen-fairy works alone!!!how can we expect it to do all that processing all by its lonesome self?!!how utterly unfair!!!plus, Santa works once a year, but the pen breaking business is never ending.

so now what??

well i guess there may be one solution.....

since those who deliberately break their pens are bound to end up on Santa's 'BAD' list as well, i suppose the pen-fairy could make use of it...

i mean Santa's probably working on it all year round right?so it only makes sense to use that information to help less fortunate magical beings do their job.
its also efficient and probably wouldn't take that much processing...

yes!!definitely makes complete sense!!
all magical departments must work together to bring us things that we don't realy deserve!!!

(sigh)if only the pen-fairy existed....
i mean i HAVE gone through all this trouble of making it up!!!

and i DO have all those broken pens lying about.....
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