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Which Part...
of a man's body
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has no bone
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full of veins
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loves pumping
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and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...




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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women.
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A: magnets have a positive side





Son I want a baby brother .
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Mom your dad is overseas.
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When he comes back we will talk over it.
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Son why dont you give him a surprise


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