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Am I the only person who WANTS to be a chav?

Friday, 1. February 2008, 14:49:29

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I'm used to not fitting in, in fact - I'm kind of proud not to! I have a close group of friends and I'm really enjoying my life at the moment. (I can guarantee that now I have said that something really bad is going to happen and I'll hate my life! I've jinxed myself, haven't I?) I don't know quite how to say this but I really wish I was a chav...

I listen to dance music whenever I can, I get drunk at every opportunity I get, I take girls home then never call them the next day but I never seem to be able to do it right! I always feel guilty, I always want to skip the bad dance songs and I always worry about my health when I drink 7 days in a row! Chavs have more confidence! Chavs don't have to drink 5 pints of beer before they even have the courage to talk to new girls! (Which can cause bad effects if the beer goggles set in!)

I'm already on police bail, I was brought up on a housing estate and I seem to have an uncanny ability to do everything the wrong way in life and still enjoy it! I have all the prerequisites for being a chav but I still never fit in with chavs!

Ah well, maybe we need a new sub-section of people. Long live the pseudo-chavs!

I hope nobody is relying on some blog posts here....Yummy Yummy Hi-Def Goodness - Now With Half the Calories!

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Oh William...

By schmienz, # 1. February 2008, 15:04:52

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I know... I know... There's no hope for me! :lol:

By fritter, # 1. February 2008, 15:08:01

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I'm not sure if we have the same opinion about what a chav really is p: I see no Burberry cap on you, neither white tennis socks. And you don't hang out outside the local store 24/7 and randomly beat strangers in the head with a hammer when they try to walk home late at night through the park. And I doubt you really want to do any of this p:

What you want to be is a MAN p: A man who think with the wrong head, a man with no moral. I think you are best off with what you are now in the end :wink:


- ØØ -

By NoteMe, # 1. February 2008, 15:32:25

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Yeah - who needs morals? :D

By fritter, # 1. February 2008, 15:39:34

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I never looked at it that way. Someone just told me it was the way to go. OK, I'll roll over. You are on your own now p: Good luck, and have a nice weekend :hat:


- ØØ -

By NoteMe, # 1. February 2008, 15:53:57

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Haha, chavs, that's so fucked up blud, LOL, innit!

Where are those bloody smilies? :bomb:

By dannii, # 1. February 2008, 16:02:35

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You've been tagged!

By MizzMartinez, # 2. February 2008, 20:06:40

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Second time tagged William... :wink:

By schmienz, # 2. February 2008, 21:15:57

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:D

By MizzMartinez, # 2. February 2008, 22:49:23

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:smile: I usually drink 5 pints of beer too!:wink:
So... you are not alone in this World:)

By Olgita, # 7. February 2008, 11:52:23

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One day my chav training will pay off and I'll be 100% chav! :lol:

By fritter, # 7. February 2008, 11:57:58

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