GOD

Wednesday, 2. January 2008, 14:45:06

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery,

the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,

she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the

path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!!)

God replied,

I didn't recognize you."

Bunlar fıkra degil gercek SONUNA KADAR OKUYUNUZ

Comments

hilarious one.

By pradeepmunoth, # 19. January 2008, 15:24:34

yes it's very funny.thank you very much for your comment:)

By gül, # 19. January 2008, 16:06:27

i was getting bored, so thought of reading your blogs, which really proves that u are a smiling person. always keep smiling like this:) and your blog on india, i found very true and informative.

By pradeepmunoth, # 23. January 2008, 18:14:02

pradeep you made me sad:(please don't get bored.i will add some articles about india later.i have lots of information:)

By gül, # 23. January 2008, 21:39:11