Fruit Salad and Mixed Veg

I was in the uni computer room this morning at the early hour of 8.45am. There was one other individual on the other side of the room...far far away (60+ computers in this room).

Anyway, one guy walked behind me...then came back and SAT NEXT TO ME!...WHAT? Why would you sit next to me when there are 58 other spare computers?! The computer he sat down at was also OFF There were others that were already on.

He sat down and looked at me...then started sipping his coffee really loudly...looked at me some more...I sat trying to ignore him. Then he started playing loud dance music...and looking for my reaction. Then he started laughing....and singing to the really loud dance music...and looking at me more. Then he started looking at what I was typing. International business strategies are not that interesting...or are they?

I was ready to hit this guy in the face. He was sooooo annoying! After 1 HOUR, I packed up my stuff to go to a meeting. Then he started at me and I started at him and gave him a look which said 'What is your problem?!'



At the bus stop (yep, freaks always hang out at the bus stop) I was standing in the sun (yep, I'm a reptile ) and a bogan guy stood next to me...There's lots of other places to stand you know! Then he asked me 'Is this Tea Tree Plaza?' I replied with 'Yes'. How can you not know if you are at Tea Tree Plaza or not?! It's the second biggest shopping complex in the STATE! If I wasn't such a poor student, I would have bought this bogan some breath mints because I nearly died from the smell seeping from his mouth. I wonder if my medical insurance covers 'Death by bogany bad breath?'


Did you know 50% of Aussies don't get enough fibre?
Nope?
Neither did I.
Now you've learnt 2 things