Fruit Salad and Mixed Veg

While doing Finance homework, I had a profound thought

Have you ever seen Run Lola Run or Sliding Doors (I haven't seen it but I think the idea is similar)? Every choice you makes changes your future. Every choice you have ever made has gotten you to this point; reading my blog. If you walked to work instead of driving, if you cat puked on the floor at 3am, if your phone directory was delivered this morning, if YOU were ON the phone directory....your life would be slightly/completely different.

Possibly the best choice I made (well, my dad probably made it for me) was to learn German.

Here is a Diagram.docof how learning German affected my life. There is a lot more to put on here, but it wont fit on one page. As you can see, if I didn't learn German, I wouldn't have a blog (don't cry, it's ok )

I find it all quite interesting

We get free orange juice at work and I didn't know!!! So, while at work on Saturday night/Sunday morning, I was drinking lots of orange juice It was sooo quiet at work, so I got paid for standing there, wiping the bar and talking to people

I was waiting at the bus interchange on my way to work and there was a big group of 15/16 yr old skin heads/no-hopers/bogans with the usual ‘freaky child predator 25+ year old guy’ thrown in for good luck. They thought they were pretty cool drinking alcohol, smoking and making a lot of noise at a BUS INTERCHANGE at 9pm. Is it just me or is that incredibly lame? Once I earn enough money to actually pay tax, these are the types of idiots I’ll have to support. Yes, Australia is a great country; have no education or job and don’t want to get one? No problem! We’ll reward you with money

I used to read a lot of books; books which I actually wanted to read. Now I just read uni text books *cry* I do read the labels on what I (or the cat) eat/s though...


Woah! Look at how much stuff is in this cake!! The text is sooo small so they could fit everything on the label.


This is a label on a loaf of bread. Fish is an essential ingredient?


You wouldn't want your Maccaroni Cheese, WITHOUT crustacean


Umm the pain ingredient is pork...


This is some salt from a packet of 2 minute noodles. Isn't the international colour for 'chicken flavour', green? Or, does an orange chicken=BBQ chicken?


And now for some other random stuff:

My sister is unfortunately STILL addicted to the OC She borrowed this 3 disc set from the library and it can only be borrowed for 4 days at a time

Who has enough time to watch 3 DVDs, of 4 hours each, in just 3 days?

Last Easter, I went on an Easter egg hunt with my dear friend Mr S. It was sooo much fun On Saturday, my dad and I got onto the topic of an Easter egg hunt somehow, and he said that he'd hide some eggs (or carrots) for my sister and me to find However, he didn't (Oh and it looks like I missed out on the N+ Easter egg hunt too)….Instead, I 'celebrated' Easter by doing 2.5 hours of Financial Accounting yesterday afternoon; share capital, preference shares, retained earnings, company constitutions etc Fascinating stuff!!! It takes a long time to do all the reading so I did another 4 hours today and finally finished it. Now I just have to do the questions…

Who irons their clothes? I quite like wrinkly clothes and how they feel so comfortable. My mum insists on ironing EVERYTHING; PJs and teatowels included! Ironed PJs feel like wearing a cardboard box. Not good. I've used an iron one in my life. It was at school, in home economics (the subject where you make stuff from material) and I couldn't even switch the iron on At least I wont be taking after my mum anytime soon

I guess I'm 'domestically challenged' but I think that's a good thing; I have super baby soft hands (the only scar on them is from a yoghurt lid- I cut myself but was financially compensated) and no dirt and grime under my fingernails.

I've only used a vaccuum once and that was also at school too. It had really bad suction and it would have been quicker if I just picked up the rubbish!! In my 19 years, I've used a washing machine a total of....1 time. While I was in Sydney I had lots of stuff to wash but didn't know how to operate a washimg machine so I looked at it for a while and then asked for help

At work we have to scrub and mop the floors. On my first day I had to mop the floor. I hoped no one was looking because I had no idea how to mop a floor and if they realised, they would have laughed!!


Jonny, you can iron the sheep in the field all you like, but don't iron your toys!

PS: Before you think I'm super-ditzy (stupid), I got 90% for my final highschool exams. Smart people know how to get other people to do stuff for them