Monday, 21. January 2008, 12:46:28
Warning: The following post may offend some readers as it contains 'funeral themes'
Today I went on the first family outing of my holidays. No, I didn’t go to Disneyland…nope, I didn’t go to the beach…no, I didn’t go camping…I went to a funeral…how exciting…
The funeral was for my dad’s uncle, a guy I had met a total of 1 time. The service was scheduled to start at 1.30. I wanted to stop at a German bakery, but no, we couldn’t do that. From that point, I was in an angry mood all day (If my parents didn't want to put up with me, they shouldn't of had children!) We arrived in Strathalbyn (a town/village in the hills) at 11.30....
What do you wear to a funeral?? Guys wear a suit, shirts, trousers, black shoes…what are girls supposed to wear? My sister and I didn’t have a clue...
One of us looked like an office worker, while the other wore jeans and looked...out of proportion! (dodgy facial expressions, hence the circle)
This stuff is good.When we arrived in Strathalbyn, we stopped for coffee/lunch at a café (strange place for coffee, eh) Seeing as I no longer consume dairy products, I just had free water while the rest of my family and step nanna (we had to take her there because blah blah blah, I can tell you about that later!) pigged out on cake-like-foods (except for my dad, he had a sandwich) I just looked at a magazine and thought about how I'd like to win a Canon EOS 400D (There was a fashion photography competition in Harper's Bazaar but it was an old magazine; entries closed in 2007)
White sugar=pooooiiiissssonnnn. The last bit of my mum’s cheese cake...she doesn’t need cheesecake! The café-it doesn’t have any character what-so-ever!After about an hour, it was 12.30pm. We then drove to the church for ‘the viewing’ (which didn’t happen in the church, but we didn’t know) I refuse to look at someone in a box. I have a hard enough time eating beef (because I like cows; they’re so sweet and have interesting faces) so there’s no way I want to look at a deceased person (my sister didn’t want to look either). Therefore, we went on a bit of a walk.
The trees in the park have been eaten by parrots.We returned to the church for the service. The window was opened and it was quite cold inside. We (well probably everyone except me) sang two songs. I refuse to sing; I can’t sing high, or in tune. I’m tone deaf! I don’t think I was the only tone deaf one there though
Then we had to drive to the cemetery….Then there was a wake (the bit where you eat food) in a community hall. The food was: cakes, biscuits, slices, pikelets (little pancakes), cupcakes and sandwiches. Most of the sandwiches were made with white bread…and contained ham (that ‘fake’ ham that you get in Australia)…egg (“an ovum surrounded by layers of membranes and an outer casing, which acts to nourish and protect a developing embryo and its nutrient reserves” (wikipedia)

)…butter (dairy!)… The only ‘flavour’ I touched was tuna and lettuce on whole meal bread…but it contained mayonnaise and butter

! Then I ate a piece of fruit cake...because I like it.
Traffic jam in the church carpark. Some of the food on offer. This got me thinking about the food I'd like at my funeral...perhaps a BBQ! Bring your own meat-then you can't complain and blog about the foodWe drove home and the journey was not at all interesting. I got ‘told off’ because I thought Gordon Brown was the Prime Minister of England. I was WRONG! He’s the Prime Minister of the UK! I apologized for my stupidness. We stopped into the hospital on the way home, but that story can wait for another time.