Tuesday, 17. February 2009, 21:09:45
I like to write in 3rd person....so:
Last Friday, Miss Kimbers traveled 282km (according to maps.google.de) with a
Mitfahrgelegenheit, her favourite form of travel. Her personal driver was called Thomas, and the other traveler was called Bettina. They drove and drove...and drove through some snow and then some rain...and some more snow. After 3 hours, they arrived in Neuss, where Miss Kimbers caught the train to Duesseldorf. Everyone always has an 'amazed' reaction when Miss Kimbers tells them she is from Australia. From her accent, Thomas thought she was from England or France
Miss Kimbers met her favourite German at his work...and then they went to a patrol station and got a Bounty icecream! They taste sooo good

...icecreamy and bountyity.... :| Then they walked (briskly) to the train station, only to realise that the trian was late. Good ol' DB! They got home and ate
ROSENHOKLSaturday:Miss Kimbers and her favourite German woke up early, and went out into the cold to collect a package from the post office. Turns out that some banks in Germany send you pens, if you start an account with them.
The two then took the tram to the Alt Stadt and ate breakfast in Zicke. Why? Because Miss Kimbers had never had breakfast in a place other than a house/apartment/flat before. And, because it's nice to go out for breakfast Unfortunately, the staff cannot cook customers soft boiled eggs. The eggs must be hard boiled.
Most expensive orange juice I have ever had: 3.10 Euro=6.14079 AUD
After eating breakfast in Zicke, the two walked down the street, along the Rhein and to the art school. There was an open day, 'showcasing' all the work of the students. Miss Kimbers didn't understand the reasoning behind 99.9999 % of the art work there...
They have the same sponge as my housemate and me!!!
Ok, I wont *looks at light bulb suspiciously
I have 'gebrochenes Deutsch'

VORSICHT ANANAS!!! Long story, about a pineapple on the back seat of a car, and the guy who owns the car saying 'vorsicht ananas'...and now, whenever I see a pineapple (ananas), I say 'vorsicht ananas'. Oh, well the story, isn't that long, is it?
Ok, so you're an art student, and you realise you have an assignment due tomorrow...go to your garage, find the box of your old toys...and then rip them apart and make something. A+!Miss Kimbers and her favourite German then headed back home and along the way, they went to the juice shop. Yum JUICE! Juice makes Miss Kimbers happy. At the Bahnhof (station), Kimbers' favourite German said something and Miss Kimbers didn't understand:
Miss Kimbers: It's not my fault you can't speak English properly!!

Favourite German: If you're going to be mean to me, you can go back to your 'pretty city'*

Once at home, they drank coffee with biscuits and chocolates (The Favourite German of Miss Kimbers gave her some yummy chocolates!!

)...and watched Ratalouille in GERMAN and then Så som i himmelen (As it is in Heaven), which is a Swedish film, in GERMAN

Oh, they also ate fetta cheese too
Sunday:The two ate more biscuits and a yummy breakfast...and drank coffee...ate chocolates and watched the Body Guard...in GERMAN!
Miss Kimbers is tryingto be German. Lesson 1: sit in the kitchen a lot
A fridge next to an oven...that makes sense
The clock ticked too fast and then it was time for Miss Kimbers to return to her 'pretty city'. It was snowing outside and the Favourite German let Miss Kimbers take his umbrella
*Miss Kimbers' city is not pretty. It got ruined/burnt/destroyed in WW2, and then quickly rebuilt, so it's kind of...ugly...