Tuesday, 8. July 2008, 14:58:35
Today, I was eager to find out who had won Opera's
Tell a Friend competition. I made an entry and my 'target market' was the off-the-track youth of today who use MySpace. These poor kids need to use something friendly like Opera

Intersheep endorsed the
project.
Well, I came 4th. There are 3 prizes. Yeah. I guess I'm just an
Aussie battler. I got 135 friends...3rd place got 150...5th place got 37...
Additional prizes will be awarded for unique and mentionable entries.
I'm hoping that I'll at least get a pen for my efforts. And a blue pen too... Or some cool Norwegian food because I've never tasted Norwegian food before. I've had such a hard life: only the top 15% at uni, not the top 5% ....I use a backpack with the logo of a broke company on it...the zip is broken...I can't get a replacement...I work in a bar and customers spit in my eye

...the coolest/nicest friend I have lives >15,000km away

...I drink hot water to save teabags...the kettle is broken...I have a brick for a mobile phone...It's second hand...I used to have a stalker on the bus

...I have porridge with water to save milk...
PJs are too big for me...I cry at the dentist...an 8 yr old girl made me cry by making me pat her pet chicken (I'm scared of chickens...oh and most dogs too)...I have Raynaud's disease which affects my quality of life

... *sigh*
Anyway....today I had lunch with my sister at the markets. We ate eggplant and mushroom hot pot which is really fattening but REALLY tasty

We didn't go to the usual place, The ChinaTown Cafe, but 'Kens something Chinese something restaurant'...or something...
We shared the meal, so $4.50 each...then we had green tea which blew costs out to a whopping $5.50 each! Hard life...so expensive... After that we went to Just Jeans (a shop for jeans!) to buy JEANS! Well, I tried some on but they didn't fit and I nearly cried

Hard life... Then we went to Target and tried on the most horrible clothes we could find. It wasn't difficult to find ugly clothes!
My sister and I....me with a muffin top
Me in the ugliest green dress ever (yes, I wore 2 pairs of socks today)...and me in the ugliest green dress ever AND the ugliest pink jacket ever. It looked like it was made from linoleum.
I always wanted to be a pirate: puffy shirt with elastic, no zip, very high waisted grandma pants
How could anyone NOT want to give this girl a prize?
Have you ever had an Aussie burger? They
MUST contain beetroot. That white shirt you spilt beetroot juice on...It's no longer Chinese...it's Aussie! Yes, it seems that whenever you add beetroot to something it becomes 'Aussie'. If you have a burger with
lamb and beetroot=super Aussie burger. Aussie waffles...???
For tea my dad had Aussie waffles: Waffles with beetroot (and tuna, mushrooms and parsley...)The red cross sent me a 'thankyou' thing today. I didn't even collect any money for them! Infact I threw their marketing material into the bin as soon as I got it.
You're welcome
You're easy to please, hey?In summary:
Do nothing= get thankyou letter from Red Cross
Make 135 friends on Myspace, promote Opera, make a huge poster about a lost pig promoting Opera and stick it to a bus stop (it got STOLEN too!! The thief thought it was the best poster EVER!!

), spend lots of time making all these friends, use up some of the 12 GB internet allowance, strain my eyes on computer, feel effects of Raynaud's Disease in my cold room= ????
*cry* Hard life...I made my phots BIGGER and they still go pixely eventhough they look FINE in PaintShop Pro