Monday, 7. April 2008, 11:56:30
Scary old manAs usual, I took the bus to work on Saturday night. We stopped at a bus stop and an old, scary, fat man got on the bus:
*please don't sit next to me, please don't sit next to me, please don't sit next to me*
Then he sat next to me

He smelt like cigarettes....
Old, Scary Fat Man
'How yar goin' luv?' (for the readers from non English speaking backgrounds it means 'How are you going love?')
*I don't want to talk to you! Why are you calling me 'love' you freak!?'*
'I'm good thanks' *Err no, I'm actually really really not-good!*
'Where yar going? Out with yar friends?''I'm going to work''Where yar work?'*Ugh as if I'm going to tell you where I work!*
'In a bar' *Can't you tell I don't want to speak to you!?*
'When do you finish work?''Late'Then he fell asleep....Then I had to get off the bus. When the bus stopped, I stood up..
'Excuse me....excuse me....*Ugh!* EXCUSE ME!!!!'He STILL didn't wake up, so I had to poke him

He then woke up and took sooo long to actually stand up and let me out of the bus.
WorkWork was really busy and I was in the downstairs bar and there was only one other bar girl behind the bar with me. Everyone was getting upset 'Ugh I've been waiting for EVER' etc etc. Well, it's not my fault! People should have their money ready when they pay and KNOW what drinks they want. When I serve, I go from right to left and then left to right, so if you were smart, you'd just sneak in.
I got $8 in tips

That's 4.7 Euro.
MoneyI worked as a student guide today. Yes, the best job EVER!

There were lots of students to help for the first hour, then they all went to information sessions for the rest of the day. I sat at the desk working out some important things. How much money do I have to spend if I go on exchange for 7 months? How much money will I have each week? What is the exchange rate? How much money am I currently making by sitting here doing nothing? I worked out how to get a decimal place on my phone *feels proud*
Here are my workings. These assume that I don't get fired and are approximations of the worst case scenario (only working 4.6 hours a week when I work more, not getting a scholarship which I probably wont get anyway and that none of my German connections find a nice family for me to live with)
Wow, the exchange rate is soooo bad. I thought it was 0.64 Euros=$1AUD, but it's 0.5880 Euros= $1AUD
I'd have around 672.81 Euros per month. If rent was $270/month (or is it per WEEK?

Lets hope not!) then I'd have around 100 Euro per week for food, bus tickets etc

. Do you think this is enough? I CAN live on rice and water...extrememly CHEAP rice too

I need more money. I should participate in a clinical trial of a new drug *light bulb lights up* I know one guy who apparently got $7000AUD for a two week trial!!

Unfortunately, the medical people are always looking for men, morbidly obese people, people with high blood pressure or women over 50
TaggedI have been tagged by
AllyG/Elke1. Name 5 people (living or dead) that you'd like to see at one of your dinner parties.I've never had a 'dinner party'....
2. Name your favorite artist/sculptor.I don't think I have a FAVOURITE artist. However, I like
Monet3. Name 2 things you would like to change about yourself.I would have green eyes
I don't like it how random freaky people always manage to hang around me
4. Name 2 things you like about yourself.I'm good at saving money
I don't have cellulite...yet...
5. Name 2 things you are looking forward to in the future.Hopefully going overseas

That is all.
Now it is time to get off the computer and have a shower then do some questions for a test on Thursday. On Friday, I'll work again and then I have 2 weeks 'holiday'