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8.45am in the computer room

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I was in the uni computer room this morning at the early hour of 8.45am. There was one other individual on the other side of the room...far far away (60+ computers in this room).

Anyway, one guy walked behind me...then came back and SAT NEXT TO ME!...WHAT? Why would you sit next to me when there are 58 other spare computers?! The computer he sat down at was also OFF :eyes: There were others that were already on.

He sat down and looked at me...then started sipping his coffee really loudly...looked at me some more...I sat trying to ignore him. Then he started playing loud dance music...and looking for my reaction. Then he started laughing....and singing to the really loud dance music...and looking at me more. Then he started looking at what I was typing. International business strategies are not that interesting...or are they?

I was ready to hit this guy in the face. He was sooooo annoying! After 1 HOUR, I packed up my stuff to go to a meeting. Then he started at me and I started at him and gave him a look which said 'What is your problem?!'



At the bus stop (yep, freaks always hang out at the bus stop) I was standing in the sun (yep, I'm a reptile :wink: ) and a bogan guy stood next to me...There's lots of other places to stand you know! Then he asked me 'Is this Tea Tree Plaza?' I replied with 'Yes'. How can you not know if you are at Tea Tree Plaza or not?! It's the second biggest shopping complex in the STATE! If I wasn't such a poor student, I would have bought this bogan some breath mints because I nearly died from the smell seeping from his mouth. I wonder if my medical insurance covers 'Death by bogany bad breath?'


Did you know 50% of Aussies don't get enough fibre?
Nope?
Neither did I.
Now you've learnt 2 things :smile:

My facial structure and a new table

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Intersheep is looking at me and smiling :smile: Hiiiiii Intersheep!!


What's with all the freaks lately?!?!?

I was standing at the bus stop and a random freaky guy wearing a beanie walked up to me:
Random freaky guy: Hi. Are you Polish?
Me: Umm I'm half Polish
Random freaky guy: I could tell.
Me: How?
Random freaky guy: The Polish have beautiful facial structures. You have it. You definately do.
Me: *weird facial expression and a nod* Uh huh....
*Random freaky guy walks away and sits down on a bench*
:left:

Why do freaks always hang out at bus stops?


Important news!
We got a new table! WOAH! I bet you all needed/wanted to know that p: It's a bit big for our house though, but it looks better than our old one.
I'm not a religious person, but we Christened the table today, by putting the laptop on it :cool:

Milk

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I used to have porridge with milk every morning for breakfast. Then I worked out that it would be cheaper if I just had it with water. I also worked out it would be cheaper ad more environmentally friendly if I didn't cook it. I'm so clever P: :D

I found this website about milk the other day. It's raises some interesting points:

  • Do you really need to drink milk? Well, cows stop drinking milk when they are young and from then they get their calcium from grass.
  • Elephants, like cows stop drinking milk when they are young. Elephants are large animals with big bones... Have you ever heard of an elephant with osteoporosis?
  • Why are humans drinking milk from a COW?
  • Milk can give you bad skin
  • Cow's milk is for BABY COWS!


Well, I showed my dad and now he doesn't want to drink milk anymore. Neither do I! I haven't had milk with my breakfast for months now and I've noticed that I don't feel sick after breakfast anymore. My dad heard that tomatoes may help to keep cancer away. So, instead of having cereal, milk and banana for breakfast he is having....

Cereal, tomato juice and banana for breakfast :yuck: :eyes:

However, he realised that tomato juice is a LOT more expensive than milk. So now we both have porridge :smile:


I am weird! (Not that you haven't already realised that!) :D My grandparents gave us a BIG box of apricots (hmm can't find the pic...) Whenever anyone gives us fruit, it just goes rotten. I decided that I would try my best to eat them, so on Friday I ate nothing but airpcots. However, I only managed to eat 32 before I felt sick. Plus, they didn't seem to give me any energy either.

The proof that I ate 32 apricots


And a Christmasy postcard from Germany. I :heart: Christmas markets! :D They're soooo much fun and the lighs are pretty -I like fairy lights :smile:


Stay tuned to my blog. Why? In the next few days I'll show you some photographic evidence (from my sister) that German Bogans DO exist! Yes, you were right TC! :wink: The simarities between German and Aussie bogans are amazing! p: