Fruit Salad and Mixed Veg

Each Valentine’s Day you’re able to put a message in the newspaper. These messages can be for the person you love and who loves you back, the person you love who doesn’t love you back or even our wonderful politicians...

The Advertiser, p 55, 14 February 2008

Another lizard has made it’s home in our garden. My cat just stares at it, not knowing what to do. This is the same cat which is scared of mice and birds

It's a lizard, eventhough it looks like a snake

These children’s toys are characters from ‘Play School’ a popular children’s series. Big Ted is smaller than little Ted...

No wonder children are so confused these days...

My mum likes buying stuff, especially food. She likes buying loads of stuff, bringing it home and storing it at the back of the fridge. Strawberries are usually never seen again, until they’re black and furry... Anyone remember the custard with the ‘Use by October’ stamp? It’s still in the fridge!!

One way to waste money

Purple circle- Fruit that has been in that container for AGES. If you want to go to hospital, eat it.
Red circle- Nalesniki, Polish pancakes. No one is ever going to eat these as they are only visible if you kneel down.
Blue Circle- Pre packages fancy lettuce. My prediction is, it will sit in the ‘crisper’ and get soft and furry.
Yellow Circle- The vegetable crisper. Once something goes in here, there’s an 85.87% chance of it never being consumed by a human as it will pose a health threat.
Red Crosses- Foods I wont eat; custard (that’s new custard that you can see in the pic), youghurt, cheese, sausages, creamed rice, jam, cheese, milk, Nalesniki, vegetable soup.

Dear Jennifer Hawkins,

Thank you for giving me an eating disorder.

Love Kim.

My mum also loves buying stuff that no one likes; weird cold meats for example. The other day, she bought a ‘Dragon Fruit’ or ‘pitaya’. We all tried some yesterday. I don’t know if it’s supposed to have no taste or if my taste buds are dead…. Anyone know?

Dragon fruit aka pitaya