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Working in a bar

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Apart from serving idiots and putting up with annoying people, working in a bar isn't THAT bad. You get paid well (better than a check out chick) and you sometimes get free stuff.

Free stuff:
Sometimes we have promotions at work and when there are things left at the end of the night, we can take them home.


A Jack Daniels shirt. It doesn't fit well and I'm never going to wear it, but I don't care because it was free. I can wash the cat/car with it :up:


A Jack Daniel's hat. These hats are great Father's Day gifts.

Sometimes people leave stuff behind. If it's worth something (a jacket, proper hat, handbag) we put it behind the bar and hope they come back to collect it. If it's not worth anything (something worth $2) we know they're not going to come back to get it, so we put it into the bin or take it home (but most of the things go in the bin)


These flowers were part of a $2 headband. I took the flowers off and took them home :smile:


The security guard put this black hat on my head...so, I took it home.


Last night
I was in a quieter bar last night so I was able to talk to people. Everyone tells me their name eventhough I never remember their name.

Some girl: "You look too sweet to work here....Are you Christian?"
Me: :left:



Some old guy orders a beer
Me: $5 please.
Old man: Oh..I'm in the band... (people in the band get free drinks)
Me: Ok...I'll just check on that *I go to the other guy behind the bar to confirm this guy is in the band*
Old man: *runs away with the beer*
*15 minutes later the old man is BACK!*
Me: Hey, you didn't pay for your beer! It's $5.
Old man: But I'm in the band...a one man band...*gets out a little flute/recorder*
Me: Noooo! Don't play that! $5!!!
He eventually got kicked out :smile:



Then there was a guy who came inside to ask where the toilets were. He was smoking insice though! (against the LAW!) I yelled at him "Hey, you can't smoke in here! Get out!" Then he put it out on the floor! Then he got kicked out :smile:

Some guy: *to me* You should really get earrings. They'd brighten up your face
Me: Err...I had earrings...but I took them out...the hole grew over...and now I'm too scared to get my ears pierced again
Some guy: You should get them pierced again. They'd brighten up your face
Me: Wont a necklace do?
Some guy: No. You need earrings
Me: Yeah so then I can look like some little kid who broke into their mum's jewelery box!
Some guy: I'd never say that!



Guy in red T-shirt: I'll have a Kahlúa and milk thanks.
Me: *pours milk into glass*
Guy in red T-shirt: Ohh Pura Skimmer! (that's what the milk is called for those who don't know)
Me: *looks at bottle* Yes, it is. 99% fat free too *reads more* ...Ideal choice to help you maintain a healthy, balanced diet...
Guy in red T-shirt: That's what it's all about. Balance. *takes a sip of drink* That tastes GREAT! Great taste!
Me: Nutella and orange is tasty too.
Guy in red T-shirt: You can afford Nutella? Well, you know, there are so many different flavours. I suppose orange and Nutella might be good.
Me: There are many tastes in this tasty world. You should write a book about it.



Aboriginal woman: Hi....I'll have a beer...
Me: We're closed. No more drinks.
Aboriginal woman: *Yeah...I know why...it's because I'm black!!
Me: No, it's because we're closed. We're not serving anyone!
Aboriginal woman: No, it's because I'm black!!!!!!!!!



My fellow bar tender tried to put my arms into some 'lock' thing which the security guards use to throw people out with. But, it didn't work on me p: :D The only way to throw me out is to physically pick me up and throw me out the window.

On my way to the bus stop I walked a pub and the security guards were sitting at a table outside, playing chess. It was really funny!

My foot has gone to sleep. Time to swap activities....eat or do homework?


H2Woah

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Australia is a dry country right? We've got deserts, lots of red sand, lots of sunshine and not a lot of water. After reading this article, it's much dryer than I thought.

"Canadian water campaigner Maude Barlow says Sydney could be out of clean drinking water within three years."
Isn't that nice to know? Is the government doing anything though? They're telling us that there aren't enough young people in Australia, that we should have more children so they can support the way too many retired people in the future...well, without enough water in Australia's biggets city...

"...politicians have failed to articulate the seriousness of the threat"
Here in South Australia, politicians are more worried about Primary School Swimming Programs than water shortages! But wait, if there is a water shortage, it'll be a little tricky to fill up a pool! And when all those kiddies get puffed out from swimming (or half drowning) they'll need a nice refreshing drink of fresh, clean water! The government here is also more interested in placing "School Pride" signs in every public school! What use is a sign?? They don't even point to anything! Make a sign about the environment; saving water or the dangers of too much CO2!

"...Australian politicians must focus on grassroots solutions, starting with pollution control and water conservation"

I think EDUCATION needs to be included here! I went for a walk the other week to see some idiot hosing down her driveway! Well, I guess you can't say 'Ewww' to the people who don't wash their hands after visiting the bathroom, becasue they are saving water..

I was quite shocked to read this article! The wolrd is now such a complicated place...People can't live without their phones, IPods, cars and of course their money! Everything revolves around money! If something will cost too much money to fix, it won't get fixed! We've forgotten what we actually need to live! We need photosynthesis and respiration people! What do we need for them? Water, Oxygen and CO2(not too mcuh of that though) At the moment we don't have enough fresh water or clean air. Wow, I've actually applied something from Chrimstry into real life! *is shocked*

I remember that I once wrote a letter to John Howard about air pollution. Did he do anything? I doubt it-I read more about air pollution in the papers than I did 5 years ago. You can't say 'oh, the problem will fix itself...'

The story of Easter Island; one day there were many many trees and evreyone lived happliy and played duck duck goose all day. Then one day, there were only 10 tree left! Everyone was too busy playing duck duck goose that they didn't seem to care! 9 trees were chopped down my Mr B (the tree chopper) to make something not 'important'-wooden IPods or something... One day, many of the inhabitants of the island noticed that there was only one tree left. One poor little malnutrietened (yes, I can't spell it) tree....which eventually died after uneducated teenagerd payed him out. What happened next? The peeople had no more trees for making important things like houses and weapons so they died one by one, until only Mr B remained. With a tear in his eye, he looked around his island and whished that he chose a different career path...an environmentalist or a hippie. He also wished that he had written a letter to a politician that actually cared. However, it was too late.