Fruit Salad and Mixed Veg

Answer the following questions and see...
If you answer 'yeah mate' to any question, then ya a true blue mate!

*Do you own a dog? (little dogs such as Jack Russels and terriers don't count)
*Do you own a ute (utility vechicle) or four wheel drive?
*Have you ever taken a children's blow up swimming pool to a sporting event/music festival or something smiliar?
*Have you ever gone to the shops in your bathing costume?
*Do you own more than 2 pairs of board shorts?
*Can you surf?
*Do you look like a surfer (sunbleached blonde hair/blonde dreadlocks/tanned skin)?
*Does 'concentrated yeast extract' on toast sound appealing to you?
*Do you live in a remote area?
*Do you call anyone and everyone 'mate'?
*Have you ever used the word 'hooroo' (pronounced 'ewwroo')?
*Do you go to the beach every weekend?
*Do you think Sydney is the biggest and greatest city ever?
*Have you ever painted yourself green and gold?
*Have you ever caught a crocodile with your bare hands?
*Do you think of kangaroos as food?
*Do you use your BBQ so much that 'ya can't be stuffed cleaning 'er up', mate?
*Do you go camping more than once a month?
*Do you own more than 2 pairs of thongs (shoes)?
*Do you think a sausage wraped in bread with onions and tomato sauce sounds like a good lunch?
*Do you own an Akubra hat?
*Do you like to hold spiders?
*Do you like beer?
*Do you think 20 Degrees Celcius is cold?
*Do you think 32 Degrees Celcius 'isn't too hot'
*Is English your only language?
*Is your idea of a Saturday night watching the footy at the pub and getting drunk?
*Do you have "Wash Me" inscribed in your back windscreen several times?
*Do you have insects stuck to your side mirrors?
*Have you ever been to the shop with no shoes?
*Would go to to a wedding in a suit with thongs?
*Is your favourite movies "The Castle"
*Do you hate Australian Idol?
*Do you have a cubby house in your front yard?
*Do you have a stack of wood outside the front of your house?
*Do you have a mullet?
*Do you always use the "Drive Thru" at Maccas?
*If you are male, do you wear your shirts regardles of the 'hole' factor?
*Do you wear a footy gurnsey out shopping?
*Is there a steady supply of booze in your garage fridge?
*Is your garage fridge broken?
*Do you like to tease New Zealanders by saying "Fush and Chups" to them?
*If your idea of the umtimate front yard a 12 car parking space?
*If your shed filled with junk and not a car?
*Is it impossible to park your car into your driveway/garage as there are too many empty beer bottles in the way?
*Is your entertainment area filled with fairy lights?
*Have you give up using the front door of your house becasue your can't get to it?
*Have religious callers stopped going to your hosue becasue they can't find the front door?
*Is your street a drit road?
*Have you ever been stranded for 3 days on your way to the shop becasue your car broke down and no one drove past you?
*Are you sick of Lleyton Hewitt?
*Had you street light been flickering for the last few months as no one can 'be stuffed' phoning the electricty company?
*Do you have a "Beware of the Dog" sign on your back gate eventhough your dog died 5 years ago after being attacked by a kangaroo?
*Do you like "Farmers Union" ice coffe?
*Did you always hate the private school kids when you were young?
*Do you pay out sucessful people on a daily basis?
*Does your work involve crocodiles, cars, booze or selling faulty souvineers to European tourists?
*Was your first job at Maccas?
*Do you own many hoodies?
*Do you wear flanalette checked shirts and short shorts to work?
*Do you wear 'boot guards' to church?
*When people say "How's it goin?" to you reply with "mate' and a nod of the head or a screwed up face?
*Do you signal to everyother motorist passing you withthese signals? Index finger up= "Hi" and the peace sign= "G'Day mate"
*Have you ever shopped at a second hand shop for clothes to actually wear?
*Do you wake up with 'big hair' and not care?
*Have you given up on deoderant and instead use roll on mosquito repellant?
*Are your hands calloused from hard work in the outback?
*Do you have an outhouse or would you consider getting one?
*Do you have more than 20 bottles of shampoo in your shower?
*Is your house decorated outback style with aluminium fencing actualy inside your hosue?
*Are all the powerpoints in your house overloaded?
*Do you do the 'bushman's hanky' in public?
*Do you have a Hills Hoist which your children use as a playground?
*Do you have a pool?
*Do you like beef pies?
*Do you think pasties are for weaklings?
*Do you pay yourself out constantly?
*Do you find Ikea fascinating becasue it is Swedish?
*Do you own a caravan?
*Do you like ACDC? (oops, forgot the lightening bolt)
*Do you sing the chorus to "Long Way To The Top" as "it's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll"?
*Do you wear unwanted Christmas presents as PJs?
*For the past 20 years, have you eat Weetbix for breakfast?
*Did you know there was a shortage of porta johns in Australia in March 2006?
*Do you have parties in your drive ways?
*Have you forgotten your friends' names as you call them by their nicknames every day?
*Do you have at least 10 nicknames? Many which end "AAhh"?
*Do greet people with knuckle punches?
*Do you think "Australian" is a language?
*Do you wear Bonds chesty ribbed singlets day n day out? The 4 pack ones that are 5 bucks at BigW?
*Did you/Do you wear your school uniform on the weekend?

Please note not all Australians can fulfill all the above, mate!