Friday, 17. July 2009, 14:39:40
conmen, scams
Every week I receive multiple email from 'The Bank Of Africa' or B.O.A. and every time I receive one, I ask the same questions, 'why do these emails even get through the system ?' I'm quite happy for my service provider to intercept and not deliver to my mail box at all, but no such luck for me. I used to mark them as spam, I still receive them. In fact, when I marked them as spam, for some reason there would be a few more get through to my inbox so, I decided to reply to them. I can't repeat on here the content of my reply 
let's just say I had had enough of them and told them in so many words that they ought to be ashamed of themselves and if I received any more then I would pass the mail onto the police 

So far, I've had a clear spell and not received a single email from these people in a few days. What is wrong with people like these ? and more importantly, Do people actually go along with this kind of email, believing every word it says ? There's a saying...."one walks over London Bridge every day..." Well, all I can say to anyone who has ever been 'conned' by this kind of thing is....You deserved it!!!!!Dear Friend,
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL:
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never met before. I am Auditing and Accounting section of Bank of Africa (B.O.A).
I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand united state dollars ($12.5mUSD) Immediately to your account.
The fund has been dormant (in-active) for 10 years in our Bank here without any body coming for it. I want to release the fund to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer Mr. Andreas Schranner (the owner of the account) who died a long with his supposed next of kin in air crash since on 31st July 2000. I don't want the fund to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund, so this is the reason why I contacted you, so that my Bank will release the fund to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer. For more information about the crash you can visit this site:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you more details regarding this transaction and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business. And also after the funds has been transfered into your bank account you will take 10% out as a compensation for the expenses you will make in this transaction and 50% is for me. I need to hear from you urgent so that I will give you more information regarding this transaction.
1. SEND YOUR NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. AGE.
4. PROFFESSION & POSITION.
Waiting for your urgent response so that we will starts immediately.
REPLY VIA:abdkarim02@gmail.com
Best Regards,
Mr.Abdul Karim.
Notice how they always ask to keep the mail 'secret' and waffle on about 'trust' 
Yeah, right!!!!Like you would really trust the kind of person who is basically a thieving good for nothing moron.
Oh, and all the clients who have died in a plane crash that bank with the B.O.A....not forgetting their 'entire families' were also wiped out too.
It makes me think, "are there actually any clients who are 'alive' and bank in Africa
" 
A piece of advise for the 'living' client...
"UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TRAVEL BY PLANE....IN CASE YOU'RE NOT AWARE....IF YOU HAVE AT LEAST $10,000,000 IN YOUR ACCOUNT, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL YOU TOO WILL INEVITABLY DIE IN A PLANE CRASH!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!"
Or you too will be
FROM THE DESK OF UBAIDA TAYYIB,
MANAGER AUDIT AND ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT
BANK OF AFRICA( B.O.A )
BURKINAFASO W/AFRICA.
I am Mr. UBAIDA TAYYIB, Manager Audit Accounting Department BANK OF AFRICA( B.O.A )I would like to know if this proposal will be worth while for your acceptance.
I have a Foreign Customer, Manfred Hoffman from Germany who is an Investor, Crude Oil Merchant and Federal Government Contractor that was a victim with Concord Air Line, flight AF4590 killing 113 people crashed on 25 July 2000 near Paris leaving a closing balance of Twelve Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($12.8m) in one of his Private US Dollar Account that is been managed by me as the Customer's Account Officer.
Base on my security report, these funds can be claimed without any hitches as no one is aware of the funds and its closing balance except me and the customer (Now Deceased) therefore, I can present you as the Next of Kin and we will work out the modalities for the claiming of the funds in accordance with the law.
Now, if you are really sure of your trustworthy, accountability and
confidentiality on this transaction without dissapointment, contact me through my private telephone number number ( +226 766 42 303) for further details. i expect your letter.
Your's Faithfully,
UBAIDA TAYYIB.
N.B.In other for you to beleive me honestly try and go through this
(website) before you start with me.
Below is the website.
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm)So....here's just 2 emails that are no doubt very familiar to most of you out there, but for those wo have never experienced it, good for you, you're a lucky person 
but not that lucky...you haven't been given this fantastic offer you can't refuse yet!!!! 
(jokes)
Ooops!!! my mistake, I forgot to mention the 'money to buy weapons' story too....You're invited to:Please I await your response.
By your host:Hazim Issa
Date:Saturday July 11, 2009
Time:8:00 am - 9:00 am (GMT +00:00)
Street:
Dear, Friend.
Why Are These People Not Stopped ?
I am Mr. Hazim Issa the Bill and Exchange Manager at the Foreign Remittance Department of African Development Bank (ADB).I has an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. That could help you and me.
On Oct 6, 2003, A Malaysian physician/Contractor with the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS), Mr Subramaniam Muthuveran from Selangor Malaysian national deposited the sum of US$9,000,000.00 (Nine Million Dollars only) in my bank. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Economic Community of West Africa States (ECOWAS) that Mr Subramaniam Muthuveran died in a plane crash with his entire family in 2004 which involved with Flash Airline that occurred on the 4Th of January 2004.I therefore made further investigation and discovered that In the bank form for next of kin, that Mr Subramaniam Muthuveran Before his death filled his wife Susan Muthuveran as his next of kin but unfortunately, the wife died with him along others and therefore, there is nobody left behind to claim the fund of Mr Subramaniam Muthuveran as his next of kin that was the reason why I contacted you and proposed it as a deal between us.
Meanwhile, According to the Burkina Faso Law, under Burkina's foreign and defence affairs, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, such funds will revert to the ownership of the Burkina Faso Government for financing military operations, such as purchasing of arms and ammunition for the military. In order to avert this negative development, I will like to seek for your permission as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr Subramaniam Muthuveran so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not be use for financing weapons which will further enhance the courses of war in the world in general. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done accordingly and with my position as the bill and exchange guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.
If you are interested, please reply immediately so that I will instruct you on what to do next. Finally, you should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.
Anxiously am waiting to hearing from you.
Thanks, Best regards’
Hazim Issa.
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this last one...is it a party invitation or something 

Tuesday, 30. June 2009, 21:46:14
What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and its corresponding tree.
Then, see the meaning behind it below. Do you recognize yourself?
Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree
Jan 02 to Jan 11 Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree
Mar 21 Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree
Jun 24 Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 Lime Tree
Sep 23 Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 Fig Tree
Dec 22 Beech Tree
APPLE TREE (the Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.
ASH TREE (the Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.
BEECH TREE (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)
BIRCH TREE (the inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.
CEDAR TREE (the Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
CHESTNUT TREE (the Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
CYPRESS TREE (the Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.
ELM TREE (the Noble-mindedness) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.
FIG TREE (the Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
FIR TREE (the Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.
HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.
HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.
LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.
MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.
OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.
OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.
POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.
Friday, 26. June 2009, 20:22:44
analog pussy, PSYLICIOUS, paul didge, music players
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Without music, there is nothing....With music, you can do anything, be anything....Embark on your own personal journey, lose yourself in the music and enjoy!!!
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