STICKY POST
By The blogger formerly known as P*nut.
Monday, 25. June 2007, 00:46:15
This group is dedicated to the Great Gookenburger In The Sky, a religious group with no real religious beliefs whatsoever other than a firm belief that there is a Gookenburger up in the sky!
The religion was co-founded by Mossman and Peanut 23 years ago, and is a broad based church which allows everyone to embrace their own faith, as long as they acknowledge that the true saviour is "The Great Gookenburger In The Sky" and their own religion is just a bit silly really, isn't it. Go on admit it!
We want to recruit some new followers, so go on everyone, drop your deeply held beliefs and strong convictions and embrace a religion with no particular purpose or focus invented by two schoolchildren.
Keep on checking this group for new, exciting Gookenburger updates, and new doctrines that we shall make up as we go along!!!
By The blogger formerly known as P*nut.
Thursday, 27. September 2007, 17:09:13
The Great Gookenburger has declared that he fancies Lindsay Lohan.
It's not a doctrine as such, just a personal fancy.
Well, at least he's not wishing death on us all this time.
Not that any of you blinking noticed. Call yourself believers!
By The blogger formerly known as P*nut.
Friday, 21. September 2007, 12:01:17
The great gookenburger is rather annoyed that this group is so non-active, and has declared the following;
"All human beings across the world should be garotted by the head on account of their heathen nature."
Seems a bit harsh I know.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Well, you can garotte me I suppose!
By The blogger formerly known as P*nut.
Tuesday, 21. August 2007, 22:33:21
Doo-bee-doo-bee-dooo!!
It's all happening here in Gookenburger land isn't it?
Anyone got any ideas??
By The blogger formerly known as P*nut.
Saturday, 28. July 2007, 19:35:51
Hmmm...looks like there's no spaghetti monster hordes after all.
Cool! I'll eat this big bowl of tuna then! Yum yum!
Woody! Pass the burger sauce! Cheers!
By The blogger formerly known as P*nut.
Friday, 27. July 2007, 06:41:36
I hope you're all primed with your weapons for tomorrows holy food fight!!!
I've got my tuna bowl, Woody has got her burger sauce.
What have the rest of you got with you???
By The blogger formerly known as P*nut.
Saturday, 21. July 2007, 23:32:55
The Great Gookenburger in the Sky decrees that the best Christmas song ever, and therefore the Christmas song that we all as true believers should love the most is East 17 - "Stay Another Day"
I personally think this is a stupid choice as the song has nothing to do with Christmas whatsoever and merely the addition of sleigh bells to the chorus does not a Christmas song make.
However the Great Gookenburger decrees that it appears on his Xmas Hits CD, and is better than that "Stop the Cavalry" shit, so therefore is allowed.
I'm going to have rethink my allegiances if he carries on like this - singing the Banana Splits song after cleaning your teeth - that's fine, i accept that, but this???!!???
Oh, by the way, we're all going to have to change the name from Christmas as apparently that refers to some other guy. It's going to be called Gookie Time!!!
Hmmm...maybe that explains the unchristmassy Christmas song then. Errr... as you were!
By W*stock.
Wednesday, 18. July 2007, 17:46:38
I just thought I should blog as I feel the great Gookie is not doing enough to prepare for war.
Gookie you must be careful if you dont want to loose this fight.
Start training before they get you.
Get the burger sauce at the ready, and.................
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
By The blogger formerly known as P*nut.
Thursday, 12. July 2007, 18:27:28
By The blogger formerly known as P*nut.
Tuesday, 10. July 2007, 21:13:35
The Great Gookenburger decrees that after cleaning your teeth all Gookenburger members must sing the Banana Splits theme song.
See that is done my followers!
WIDGETIZE