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Fat & Ugly

The blog of Rufus A. Puddledee

My least fav'rite things

I will not honor false promisses


Folks, I know I haven't written anything here for a while, so to make up for it, here's a big list of gripes in rhyme. You can sing it to that tune about favorite things from that movie about the sound music makes. Thanks to the Rodgers&Hammerstein association, a bunch of Jews who collect a lot of money for stuff they didn't write, I can't remember exact names. Anyway, here's "My Least Fav'rite Things":


Pimples on noses and whining of cretins
Working all day and receiving a pittance
Tipping the waiters and paying for drinks
These are a few of my least fav'rite things

Republican congress, Republican white house
Every Republican not in a nuthouse
Every Republican sickens and stinks,
So they're on the list of my least fav'rite things

Fat chicks in panties, they make my blood boil
Provincetown queens who are not all that royal
New England winters that last into springs
So goes the list of my least fav'rite things

Slowmos who stop in the middles of tunnels
Fatsos who blame their big butts on McDonalds
Absence of plot in the Lord of the Rings
That is the list of my least fav'rite things
Those are the least of my least fav'rite things.

The Rise of the Flaming SlowmosNo, really, that's me...

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FATTY FAT writes:

yo wat up G!! im from da est n im A FAT WITEE BOYY man yo i gatta give lov to all ma homiis n dat i lov ma baybbi girl


she no fat like me
she like BIGG BOIISSS man she hOTT

By anonymous user, # 28. November 2006, 22:58:09

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FATTY FAT writes:

yo wat up G!! im from da est n im A FAT WITEE BOYY man yo i gatta give lov to all ma homiis n dat i lov ma baybbi girl


she no fat like me
she like BIGG BOIISSS man she hOTT

By anonymous user, # 28. November 2006, 22:58:18

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FATTY FAT writes:

yo wat up G!! im from da est n im A FAT WITEE BOYY man yo i gatta give lov to all ma homiis n dat i lov ma baybbi girl


she no fat like me
she like BIGG BOIISSS man she hOTT

By anonymous user, # 28. November 2006, 22:58:27

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April writes:

I loved it. Bravo! But I'm a Republican~

By anonymous user, # 3. February 2007, 00:47:23

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April Again writes:

I want the person who wrote this to email me at thedailyding@hotmail.com

By anonymous user, # 3. February 2007, 00:48:37

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