My least fav'rite things
Sunday, 22. October 2006, 15:55:33
I will not honor false promisses
Folks, I know I haven't written anything here for a while, so to make up for it, here's a big list of gripes in rhyme. You can sing it to that tune about favorite things from that movie about the sound music makes. Thanks to the Rodgers&Hammerstein association, a bunch of Jews who collect a lot of money for stuff they didn't write, I can't remember exact names. Anyway, here's "My Least Fav'rite Things":
Pimples on noses and whining of cretins
Working all day and receiving a pittance
Tipping the waiters and paying for drinks
These are a few of my least fav'rite things
Republican congress, Republican white house
Every Republican not in a nuthouse
Every Republican sickens and stinks,
So they're on the list of my least fav'rite things
Fat chicks in panties, they make my blood boil
Provincetown queens who are not all that royal
New England winters that last into springs
So goes the list of my least fav'rite things
Slowmos who stop in the middles of tunnels
Fatsos who blame their big butts on McDonalds
Absence of plot in the Lord of the Rings
That is the list of my least fav'rite things
Those are the least of my least fav'rite things.
Folks, I know I haven't written anything here for a while, so to make up for it, here's a big list of gripes in rhyme. You can sing it to that tune about favorite things from that movie about the sound music makes. Thanks to the Rodgers&Hammerstein association, a bunch of Jews who collect a lot of money for stuff they didn't write, I can't remember exact names. Anyway, here's "My Least Fav'rite Things":
Pimples on noses and whining of cretins
Working all day and receiving a pittance
Tipping the waiters and paying for drinks
These are a few of my least fav'rite things
Republican congress, Republican white house
Every Republican not in a nuthouse
Every Republican sickens and stinks,
So they're on the list of my least fav'rite things
Fat chicks in panties, they make my blood boil
Provincetown queens who are not all that royal
New England winters that last into springs
So goes the list of my least fav'rite things
Slowmos who stop in the middles of tunnels
Fatsos who blame their big butts on McDonalds
Absence of plot in the Lord of the Rings
That is the list of my least fav'rite things
Those are the least of my least fav'rite things.
WIDGETIZE
Anonymous # 28. November 2006, 22:58
yo wat up G!! im from da est n im A FAT WITEE BOYY man yo i gatta give lov to all ma homiis n dat i lov ma baybbi girl
she no fat like me
she like BIGG BOIISSS man she hOTT
Anonymous # 28. November 2006, 22:58
yo wat up G!! im from da est n im A FAT WITEE BOYY man yo i gatta give lov to all ma homiis n dat i lov ma baybbi girl
she no fat like me
she like BIGG BOIISSS man she hOTT
Anonymous # 28. November 2006, 22:58
yo wat up G!! im from da est n im A FAT WITEE BOYY man yo i gatta give lov to all ma homiis n dat i lov ma baybbi girl
she no fat like me
she like BIGG BOIISSS man she hOTT
Anonymous # 3. February 2007, 00:47
I loved it. Bravo! But I'm a Republican~
Anonymous # 3. February 2007, 00:48
I want the person who wrote this to email me at thedailyding@hotmail.com