My Poems and other Life Issues.

Moral of the Story....

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much
indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me,
which made me feel uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations.
So I went.
She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to
me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
So before I got married and committed my life to her
daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word.
She said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up
for it, just come and get me."
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front door... I opened it, and
stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy and
pleased, you have passed our little test.
We couldn't have asked for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.