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Something to Make you Smile

Moral of the Story....

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much
indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.
She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me,
which made me feel uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations.
So I went.
She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to
me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
So before I got married and committed my life to her
daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word.
She said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up
for it, just come and get me."
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front door... I opened it, and
stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy and
pleased, you have passed our little test.
We couldn't have asked for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Thank You (this poem and video helps me remember my children)Tell me Why by Declan Galbraith (Everyone should just learn to be friends and there would be no war)

Comments

qlue 23. February 2008, 09:46

:eyes::yikes::lol:

MizzMartinez 23. February 2008, 18:03

An aweful story! :mad:

theoddbod 23. February 2008, 23:48

:lol:

greathoneybear 24. February 2008, 07:42

Think of it this way Kirsten, it was sent to me by a guy. :D

MizzMartinez 24. February 2008, 09:51

Ehrm...nervous Christy, it's Kerstin! :wink:

Guy...what a guy! :yuck:

greathoneybear 24. February 2008, 22:26

Sorry. I have had 5 seizures in 2 days. I apologize. :frown:

I always keep my friends' names written down so I don't get the spelling wrong, but I misplaced the book. :frown:

MizzMartinez 24. February 2008, 22:27

awww It's fine! I thought I'd remind you!

Are you feeling better? :heart:

greathoneybear 24. February 2008, 22:34

Not yet. I will get there. Thanks for reminding me. When I find my book, I will have all the names written down again.

:heart:

MizzMartinez 24. February 2008, 22:38

:D :D

lesswoodsend 11. March 2008, 12:33

:lol:

plenty67 21. March 2008, 17:10

:D

FXM256 19. April 2008, 21:32

*wonders how many guys would have failed that test* :lol:

qlue 19. April 2008, 21:37

Only the losers that don't have a car :lol:

MizzMartinez 23. April 2008, 19:44

Christy, how are you?

pandashavingtorture 23. April 2008, 22:09

I think we're all wondering about that Kerstin. Me worried, she's been rather ill of late :frown:

Haven't heard from her since last Tuesday, which is a tad unusual for us two :frown:

MizzMartinez 23. April 2008, 22:35

Poor Christy! But I know that she'll get better! She needs some time to feel better! :worried:

hmz 23. April 2008, 22:49

plenty67 24. April 2008, 15:08

that graphic is cool

trading 9. May 2008, 16:44

greathoneybear 19. May 2008, 00:30

I love that graphic. :smile:

hmz 19. May 2008, 15:21

greathoneybear 19. September 2008, 04:47

Such gorgeous graphics. Thanks hmz. You really go out of your way and I thank you. :smile:

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