Wednesday, May 22, 2013 6:21:13 PM
Sometimes you have to swallow your pride. Don't worry, it's non-fattening
Wednesday, May 22, 2013 8:19:39 AM
If you ask me 3 questions in a row you can bet your sorry ass the answers will contain "fuck you" at some point ..
Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:20:55 AM
Don't you wish sometimes that curiosity kills the nosy people instead of cats?
Tuesday, May 21, 2013 4:08:19 PM
In indonesia, stealing is socially acceptable. When you got caught, we call it as "cobaan dari Allah"
Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:10:15 PM
Me: nahhh I want to sleep. Bladder: oh no you don't. You gotta pee. Damn!
Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:39:58 AM
"May cause idiotic dating choices" should be printed in liquor's bottle
Monday, May 13, 2013 6:12:16 AM
Don't you want to put a net on the meeting table when you know there will be back and for the negotiation?
Sunday, May 12, 2013 4:02:06 PM
There's no so-called-superhero or anyone else who will save you from yourself and your own stupidity
Sunday, May 12, 2013 3:58:32 PM
Every time I'm angry and someone tells me to settle down, I sigh and reply "but I'm afraid of commitment". It puzzled them down
Friday, May 10, 2013 11:46:06 AM
Does a blues bar have a happy hour?
Thursday, May 9, 2013 9:48:55 AM
The problem is, whenever we talk, I fall in love o v e r and over again |||||||||||||||||||
Wednesday, May 8, 2013 12:09:13 PM
Nobody will hurt you (because I will) - our closest circle of people
Wednesday, May 8, 2013 8:14:20 AM
Oh honey, you don't always have to be the good guy in every made-up story of yours. Life's tiring already
Wednesday, May 8, 2013 5:38:10 AM
If there's a tiger coming for us, we say "run for your life!". But what about if a snail comes to kill us? Walk for your life?
Monday, May 6, 2013 5:20:42 AM
Sejak bayi gundul dikasih headband pake hiasan bunga segede gaban. Trus kalo udah besar protes nggak boleh emo. Piye tho moms??
Thursday, May 2, 2013 1:40:33 PM
Front of my hair straightened perfectly
Back of my hair ndsbjkfgjdsgskjnjksd
Wednesday, May 1, 2013 1:24:57 AM
Yes, good friends are like bra. They support you like always. But there's time when you want to unhook the bra and breathe
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 11:42:12 AM
Beauty is only skin deep? But when the Ugly duckling turned into a Beautiful swan, it was Loved by everyone ..
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 4:08:59 AM
Treat your lady like a princess? Keep her in tower with no door, send her a dragon and climb up the tower by pulling her hair as the rope?
Monday, April 29, 2013 8:49:43 AM
we can live without religion and meditation, but we cant survive without human affection - dalai lama
Sunday, April 28, 2013 5:53:19 PM
For the sake of learning from experiences, people should stop making the same old mistakes and start making new ones
Saturday, April 27, 2013 7:06:48 PM
The key of success? Dude, nowadays they use combination lock for everything
Saturday, April 27, 2013 7:05:32 PM
"The key to a long & happy life is never looking back". Unless you're chased by an angry bear/cannibal tribes/or army men. Just ask Rambo
Friday, April 26, 2013 10:44:31 PM
When a magician says "take a card, any card" to us, can we take his credit card? Any card tho?
Friday, April 26, 2013 10:22:03 AM
Fat-Free cookies, Gluten-Free breads, Caffeine-Free coffee, it's funny how the free-er it is, the more it cost you
Friday, April 26, 2013 2:31:31 AM
Leave it to your destiny to fuck you every time you think you stand a chance
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:51:48 AM
It will be awkward for a chameleon to be a colorblind
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:50:22 AM
How to wash your hair quickly if the instruction on the shampoo's bottle tells you to rinse and repeat?
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:48:07 AM
There's no such thing of "barking at the wrong tree". Omit the tree, if you're barking it's wrong already dude
Sunday, April 21, 2013 6:23:46 AM
You steal my life,
I have no chance,
I want to live,
And find life's romance.
You strike me down,
Do you have no soul?
I thought you would love me,
'Cause I love you so.
I call you mother,
And father too,
But you kill me,
And it doesn't bother you.
Do you wonder what I would be,
Do you wonder what I am,
I wanted to be a football player,
To be your little man.
My birthday is today,
The one you got to miss,
But I'm up in Heaven,
With all of death's gifts.
God loves me,
I hope you love me too,
But it doesn't look like it,
Since I'm not there with you.
I hope you know I love you,
I love you very much,
But I wish you could hear my voice,
And feel my baby touch.
My heart started to beat,
When you killed me in cold blood,
My ears started to hear your voice,
It was a warming flood.
You felt me kick,
You never heard me talk,
How can you be so heartless,
To not want to see your baby walk.
I'll never have a kid myself,
Nor will a sister or brother,
I would have protected them,
But you never protected me...
Goodbye now and forever...
My Almost Mother.
Friday, April 12, 2013 2:41:04 PM
"Every day is a game, and you should play it right. If you don’t know what you’re fighting, you already lose" ―
Friday, April 5, 2013 8:08:22 AM
It doesn't feel right to leave home and start the day, if my phone battery isn't fully charged
Friday, March 29, 2013 3:31:04 AM
Once you lose yourself, you never completely return
Friday, March 29, 2013 3:30:05 AM
Someone who's addicted to one chapter is hard to understand the whole story
Monday, March 25, 2013 11:08:29 AM
It sucks how you worry about things I never care about
Monday, March 25, 2013 6:10:55 AM
“I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys.Ladies, Prince Charming doesn’t come to rescue cunty lunatics”
Sunday, March 24, 2013 5:16:00 PM
Most smokers I know are actually trying to quit smoking. Some are trying hard, some others are .. just trying. Me? Sebatas niat
Sunday, March 24, 2013 1:08:54 PM
"If you're good at something, people will think twice before they mess with you" ~ his so-called advice
Sunday, March 24, 2013 1:07:27 PM
A friend who I always thought of as a clown just said something unexpectedly smart and now things will never be the same between us
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