My OperaHumour
Wednesday, December 8, 2004 8:27:49 PM
A burglar is creeping through a dark house. Suddenly he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching!"
He stops very still, but hears nothing else, so he goes on.
Then he hears the voice again: "Jesus is watching!" All is silent, so he continues. The voice comes again, "Jesus is watching!" and as his eyes adjust, he sees a parrot in a cage.
"Was that you talking?" he asks the parrot, and the bird says "yes." "What's your name, little birdy?" asks the burglar.
"Algernon," replies the parrot.
"Algernon!" laughs the burglar, "who'd call a parrot Algernon?"
The parrot replies "the same person who'd call the rottweiler Jesus."
(I read this in myboyfriendisatwat )
He stops very still, but hears nothing else, so he goes on.
Then he hears the voice again: "Jesus is watching!" All is silent, so he continues. The voice comes again, "Jesus is watching!" and as his eyes adjust, he sees a parrot in a cage.
"Was that you talking?" he asks the parrot, and the bird says "yes." "What's your name, little birdy?" asks the burglar.
"Algernon," replies the parrot.
"Algernon!" laughs the burglar, "who'd call a parrot Algernon?"
The parrot replies "the same person who'd call the rottweiler Jesus."
(I read this in myboyfriendisatwat )
