Mileposts on the Road to Gentrification
Wednesday, August 25, 2010 2:56:40 PM
In the post Phun Phishing the editor noted that unsolicited Nordstroms catalogs in zip code 20001 would be a sign of progress. One of the commenters (OK, the only one) noted that the absence of Velicoff pint bottles on the sidewalks was also such a milestone. If you don't know what Velicoff is, you are new to the neighborhood.
Several other such mileposts, or whatever come to mind:
You can get a cab on Ninth Street. That is recent, in fact more recent than the new Convention Center.
Almost no (used) condoms on the steps in the morning, and almost no used needles in the gutter, either.
The streetlights all work.
Lots of cute, small white dogs. And others, too.
No more abandoned cars on M Street with bullet holes in them.
The alleys are paved in brick.
No more dead bodies in the vacant lot where the Whitman now stands.
There have to be more...
Several other such mileposts, or whatever come to mind:
You can get a cab on Ninth Street. That is recent, in fact more recent than the new Convention Center.
Almost no (used) condoms on the steps in the morning, and almost no used needles in the gutter, either.
The streetlights all work.
Lots of cute, small white dogs. And others, too.
No more abandoned cars on M Street with bullet holes in them.
The alleys are paved in brick.
No more dead bodies in the vacant lot where the Whitman now stands.
There have to be more...







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