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Mileposts on the Road to Gentrification

In the post Phun Phishing the editor noted that unsolicited Nordstroms catalogs in zip code 20001 would be a sign of progress. One of the commenters (OK, the only one) noted that the absence of Velicoff pint bottles on the sidewalks was also such a milestone. If you don't know what Velicoff is, you are new to the neighborhood.

Several other such mileposts, or whatever come to mind:

You can get a cab on Ninth Street. That is recent, in fact more recent than the new Convention Center.

Almost no (used) condoms on the steps in the morning, and almost no used needles in the gutter, either.

The streetlights all work.

Lots of cute, small white dogs. And others, too.

No more abandoned cars on M Street with bullet holes in them.

The alleys are paved in brick.

No more dead bodies in the vacant lot where the Whitman now stands.

There have to be more...

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Unregistered user Monday, August 30, 2010 6:20:27 PM

Anonymous writes: As sad as I was to see Modern Liquors change hands, removal of the bullet proof glass is a good sign. Now only if my building (10th & N) could stop looking so sketchy, and the church across the street would remove the putt-putt fake grass form their steps. If only...

Unregistered user Wednesday, September 8, 2010 1:06:22 AM

Anonymous writes: Well, I posted off topic somewhere else, but now that you mention Modern Liquors.... The previous ownership was honest, and fair, and friendly..... My comment here: off topic.... Ah, nothing like your local friendly alcohol peddler.... This morning, I bought two bottles of grappa of a group of six, that were behind the counter of Modern Liquors..... out of public sight. I went into the store, looking for grappa and after being told they didn't have any, an old stash -supposedly a left over from the previous owner- materialized, complete with a serving tray. The clerk, very friendly, told me that he could sell them to me, at about 20 dollars a piece, because he didn't know much about grappa. I agreed, and purchased two. I liked it. I went back a few minutes ago.... to purchase some for a friend with the intention of buying the rest of the stash. The clerk, all smiles, told me that they were 1972 vintage bottles, and that "the owner" had changed his mind, and that he would be willing to part with them for SIXTY DOLLARS A PIECE. I said "no way"! I don't know what the real vintage is since no information was readily available. My wife said that Ornellaia (one of the best brands of the stuff) goes for 30 dollars a bottle, and suddenly the clerk was reluctantly willing to sell them for 40 dollars a piece. Is it the owner's mind or the clerk's mind? We won't be going back any time soon. They can have all their grappa.

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