Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct-they like to be a man's last romance.

To women love is an occupation. To men it is a preoccupation.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Men marry because they are tired. Women marry because they are curious.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man will cherish the memory of the woman he didn't marry.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman-before marriage and after marriage.

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way and the other is to let her have it.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes-no use two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anthing a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer to her first question.