happytime

Who is Faster
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look on his face exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to overrun it, I just have to run faster than you."




Broken Finger
A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "Very simple. Because your finger is broken."
Prayer
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.




Birthday Gift
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.




Composition
Teacher: Ted, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Ted: No, teacher, it's the same dog!