Two Weiners Are Better Than One or Does Everybody Need to Love Me?
Tuesday, June 20, 2006 7:02:15 AM
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I don't think that I need everybody to be in love with me, for me to be happy. I do prefer two weiners instead of one. I also like two cupcakes instead of one.
I think being squirted with mustard and ketchup, sprinkled with diced onions and smeared with pickle relish then layed gently into a warm, soft, inviting hot dog bun would be nice. Sometimes, I wonder if in "hotdog land" is ketchup love? Mustard, untold wealth?
I wonder if a very nice and helpful stranger offered to squirt, sprinkle or smear you with a condiment, which condiment would you choose and what would it's special hotdog meaning be?
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I don't think that I need everybody to be in love with me, for me to be happy. I do prefer two weiners instead of one. I also like two cupcakes instead of one.
I think being squirted with mustard and ketchup, sprinkled with diced onions and smeared with pickle relish then layed gently into a warm, soft, inviting hot dog bun would be nice. Sometimes, I wonder if in "hotdog land" is ketchup love? Mustard, untold wealth?
I wonder if a very nice and helpful stranger offered to squirt, sprinkle or smear you with a condiment, which condiment would you choose and what would it's special hotdog meaning be?








