The truth about little ol' me
Monday, June 18, 2012 9:07:36 PM
They don't realise that prospective employers look this up, for example. Prospective employers would be interested in profile updates such as, 'Drunk again, day off work' - that kind of drivel. Heck, even your online viewing habits are recorded which is why I rarely use Google and go for a private search engine instead. I know that a lot of my chums here are also clued up and that they use Tor for reasons other than to download internet porn!

Anyway, over the years I have left details about myself littered all around the interweb. I thought that I'd save you all the expense of sending a premium rate text to find out all about me. Yes, I will now detail everything about me here in this blog post. Why? Because I'm so thoughtful like that.
First, as you will know by reading this blog, I'd love to have my own daughter (oh, and a son too but mainly a daughter) and have been looking into adoption. This has had to go on hold at the moment due to unforeseen health circumstances.
Now the stuff not in this blog - I mean, this following stuff is a little more secret but I'm sure that none of you will tell anybody. I am an eccentric multi-millionaire and I like nothing better than to casually give people £100000 if they only send me £250 first. Oh, and while you're at it give me your bank account details, mother's maiden name and ATM card PIN as well. Also, I am well-connected and can help your career, although I tend to only help those who lay on a two week holiday for me somewhere sunny with spending money included. And finally, I have been known to help those unlucky in love if they are able to send me rare albums by my favourite artists. I am particularly interested in early Ryuichi Sakamoto albums and Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat by SlipKnot.
Oh well, it would be terrible if this all got out and I suddenly got rare albums, cash and holiday tickets through the post. So, please...shush...it's a secret!














JamesSharkfinUK # Monday, June 18, 2012 9:25:26 PM
slackwrdave # Monday, June 18, 2012 11:58:28 PM
Originally posted by Harry:
I only do that in response to e-mails from Nigeria.
Harry...the man!harrytheman # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:00:06 AM
Originally posted by slackwrdave:
So, if I was to somehow route my request via Nigeria, do we have a deal?Originally posted by SharkfinUK:
Cheers man....marzenakuzminska # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:09:24 AM
Harry...the man!harrytheman # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 7:42:58 AM
...marzenakuzminska # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 8:26:29 AM
Bad WolfCois # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 9:05:46 AM
Harry...the man!harrytheman # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 10:38:08 AM
Bad WolfCois # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:18:51 AM
Harry...the man!harrytheman # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:21:13 AM
Bad WolfCois # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 8:50:02 PM
Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:00:40 PM
Originally posted by Cois:
Better than a bleating goat at 01H00 in the morning!
I was expecting something a little more normal, like you're really a teenage lesbian schoolgirl or something!
Harry...the man!harrytheman # Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:21:02 PM
Originally posted by qlue:
That one hasn't been associated with me online yet...oh damn! It just has.
slackwrdave # Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:01:06 AM
Originally posted by Cois:
I'll buy one.
Bad WolfCois # Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:15:19 PM
And looks like I've coined the market for used loincloths already heh : p
Capitaine Cavernefrogier # Sunday, July 15, 2012 7:41:58 PM
Harry...the man!harrytheman # Sunday, July 15, 2012 7:44:24 PM
Capitaine Cavernefrogier # Sunday, July 15, 2012 7:48:56 PM