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The truth about little ol' me

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This advert has been on television a few times today and it got me thinking. The advert had a guy who knew these embarrassing facts about this girl he had not long met - her first album bought, celebrity crush...that sort of thing. He found out by texting this number. The advert got me thinking about how a lot of people will wonder how all these facts can be so readily available. I thought to myself, 'It is dangerous that people whack all this information about themselves online via Facebook or some place else and don't realise that this is all being collated'.

They don't realise that prospective employers look this up, for example. Prospective employers would be interested in profile updates such as, 'Drunk again, day off work' - that kind of drivel. Heck, even your online viewing habits are recorded which is why I rarely use Google and go for a private search engine instead. I know that a lot of my chums here are also clued up and that they use Tor for reasons other than to download internet porn! wink

Anyway, over the years I have left details about myself littered all around the interweb. I thought that I'd save you all the expense of sending a premium rate text to find out all about me. Yes, I will now detail everything about me here in this blog post. Why? Because I'm so thoughtful like that.

First, as you will know by reading this blog, I'd love to have my own daughter (oh, and a son too but mainly a daughter) and have been looking into adoption. This has had to go on hold at the moment due to unforeseen health circumstances.

Now the stuff not in this blog - I mean, this following stuff is a little more secret but I'm sure that none of you will tell anybody. I am an eccentric multi-millionaire and I like nothing better than to casually give people £100000 if they only send me £250 first. Oh, and while you're at it give me your bank account details, mother's maiden name and ATM card PIN as well. Also, I am well-connected and can help your career, although I tend to only help those who lay on a two week holiday for me somewhere sunny with spending money included. And finally, I have been known to help those unlucky in love if they are able to send me rare albums by my favourite artists. I am particularly interested in early Ryuichi Sakamoto albums and Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat by SlipKnot.

Oh well, it would be terrible if this all got out and I suddenly got rare albums, cash and holiday tickets through the post. So, please...shush...it's a secret!

I decide on a lazy day...not likely with a stepdaughter about.Naff all lately.

Comments

JamesSharkfinUK Monday, June 18, 2012 9:25:26 PM

That. Is. Brilliant. bigsmile

slackwrdave Monday, June 18, 2012 11:58:28 PM

Originally posted by Harry:

Oh, and while you're at it give me your bank account details


I only do that in response to e-mails from Nigeria.

Harry...the man!harrytheman Tuesday, June 19, 2012 12:00:06 AM

Originally posted by slackwrdave:

Originally posted by Harry:

Oh, and while you're at it give me your bank account details


I only do that in response to e-mails from Nigeria.

So, if I was to somehow route my request via Nigeria, do we have a deal? wink

Originally posted by SharkfinUK:

That. Is. Brilliant. bigsmile

Cheers man.

...marzenakuzminska Tuesday, June 19, 2012 6:09:24 AM

Harry 250 are on their way. Will send u my account details on cell in a sec as well bigsmile

Harry...the man!harrytheman Tuesday, June 19, 2012 7:42:58 AM

Great! up

...marzenakuzminska Tuesday, June 19, 2012 8:26:29 AM

lol

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, June 19, 2012 9:05:46 AM

lol so you're the one that sent me all those emails! Got your number now buddy!!! p

Harry...the man!harrytheman Tuesday, June 19, 2012 10:38:08 AM

I didn't send you all of those emails, man. But if you could see your way clear to forwarding £250 to me...

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:18:51 AM

i live in south africa p we trade in used loin cloths bigeyes

Harry...the man!harrytheman Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:21:13 AM

How much could I sell an authentic South African loin cloth for down the local market? whistle

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, June 19, 2012 8:50:02 PM

this could actually become something of a cashcow idea idea

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:00:40 PM

Originally posted by Cois:

this could actually become something of a cashcow idea


Better than a bleating goat at 01H00 in the morning! scaredlol .
I was expecting something a little more normal, like you're really a teenage lesbian schoolgirl or something! p .

Harry...the man!harrytheman Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:21:02 PM

Originally posted by qlue:

I was expecting something a little more normal, like you're really a teenage lesbian schoolgirl or something!


That one hasn't been associated with me online yet...oh damn! It just has. lol

slackwrdave Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:01:06 AM

Originally posted by Cois:

we trade in used loin cloths


I'll buy one. bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:15:19 PM

Boet, lesbian schoolgirlism is reserved for Mik lol
And looks like I've coined the market for used loincloths already heh : p

Capitaine Cavernefrogier Sunday, July 15, 2012 7:41:58 PM

The people do not know to informations their collected and we must make them aware

Harry...the man!harrytheman Sunday, July 15, 2012 7:44:24 PM

So true, Capitaine. So true.

Capitaine Cavernefrogier Sunday, July 15, 2012 7:48:56 PM

And is exist a other problem : the computer of the users is not private because the historics of the documents in a memory in the links to connected of @ !! We to attention of data up

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