Thursday, January 17, 2013 1:09:22 AM
One evening, the wife asked her daughter to call daddy home for dinner.
After a while, the daughter ran out and said:
-Mommy, I called daddy 3 times and every time I heard a woman answered the phone.
The wife was going crazy so when the husband went home, she immediately jumped in and beat him up. The husband didn't know why she beat him up so he ran around and shout for helped. Finally, the neighbors came and break the fight.
At this point, the wife (still very angry) asked her child:
-You tell them what happened, when you called daddy what did that woman say?
-The woman said: "The number you just dialed is not available, please call again later."
Sunday, November 20, 2011 3:37:07 AM
I love Jack Johnson. He is so mellow, charismatic, and positive in a way that can influenced people to do thing they never thought they could. Sometimes you just need to listen to his lyrics and feel your life getting better and better. I was in a deep depression mode at one time in my life and Jack Johnson has been with me ever since...helping me deal with stress and negativity.
There is so much more to life in Jack's music. I agree that he was born and raised in a pretty wealthy family thus facing no difficulties and hardship in life like many people but sometimes I feel like that's part of life and blaming others for your problem isn't the best practice to go for. It always come back to you in the end.
Thank you Jack. You are my inspiration.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011 4:28:07 AM
Vince Carter is the best dunker of all time. He is very inspirational and creative when it comes to dunking.