Mannequin Zone

It has been a long time, hasn't it? It has been over a week. I am sure you have been going crazy without my guidance. Well, in this time, I have discovered a new pet peeve of mine. I can safely say that I cannot stand sitting in a chair after a large person has sat in it. The chair is all warm from them and that creeps me out. I don't know why, maybe I have a phobia of this. I sort of feel bad about this but then I think, 'Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint!' (Yes, I am listening to 'Heart Shaped Box' by 'Nirvana' right now). I do have a new complaint though, people sitting in chair with their feet all up on it then I have to sit in it. The joys of high school! Look, I don't want you have on your foot on my clothing or body whatsoever. Please, keep your stuff to yourself.

I also want to take this time to spotlight how much better the NHL Playoffs have been than the NBA Playoffs. The NHL games seem to be much closer, many going into overtime. The NBA isn't bringing that to the table. All they are bringing is selfish players to the table. The NHL on the other hand is bringing overtimes, toughness, physical play, beards, and TWINS! If you don't belive me on the twins head over to the Vancouver Canucks website and read up on the Sedin twins. Swedish twins are always the best.

I have to talk about 'Entourage' as well. The show had another good episode if you ask me. First off, we got to see the chunk of sexy as we know it, Artie Lange. Nothing too crazy happened on the episode, but it was just one to make you laugh. I think the one thing the show should do is have a cameo for Abe Vigoda, just to make the show that much better. Just imagine Jeremy Piven and Abe Vigoda on the same HD screen. I understand if you just screamed because I did as well.

Finally, I must say that I am pretty confused about a product I saw on TV the other day. The product is a computer program which you can use to make 3-Dimensional drawings of buildings, mainly your home. The one thing you can do with the product, quoting the commercial, "You can make your home with the software and take a virtual tour!" What? Do you not take a tour of a 3D version of your house, I don't know, everytime you are in your house? I really want to know the person who let this commercial go on the air. Is American TV really this bad? If I was living in the 'Roaring Twenties', I would probably spit at the disgustingness of that ad.

One last thing: Aren't Taliban terrorists roasting in the clothing that covers their head and entire body in that Middle-East heat? (I am so opening a night club caled 'Middle-East Heat' in the Gaza Strip.)