Incarnadine

About me

"In a night of rain, the ruddy reflections of their lights incarnadine the clouds till the entire city appears to be the prey of a monster conflagration."
- Alvan F. Sanborn, "New York After Paris," The Atlantic, October 1906

"Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood
Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather
The multitudinous seas incarnadine,
Making the green one red."
- Shakespeare, Macbeth

"The chaplain glanced at the bridge table that served as his desk and saw only the abomanible orange-red, pear-shaped, plum tomato he had obtained that same morning from Colonel Cathcart, still lying on its side where he had forgotten it like an indestructible and incarnadine symbol of his own ineptitude."
- Joseph Heller, Catch-22



Hi, I'm John; thanks for stopping by. A little more about me: I enjoy weather watching, web page design, music/radio, Celtic pride, cars, video gaming, live music events, tattoos, politics, history, humor, literature/journalism, writing, photography, travel/road trips, hanging out with friends and family, making vaguely philosophical statements, cooking and eating food, staying up late, thinking of stupid nicknames for my long-suffering friends, procrastination in all its forms, insert trendy pastime here, avoiding the grim specter (spectre?) of death and some other stuff.

This is not to say I don't have plenty of other extremely interesting and fulfilling pastimes, but that's a story for another day...and that day is today! Actually, no, it isn't. Have no fear, though: more self-indulgent crap is on the way, eventually. For now, I must go. I must be elusive.

My work

The AGCS Network is an independently-owned, not-for-profit, "award-winning" collection of offbeat humor websites maintained as a weekend hobby (primarily for my...I mean, "our" own amusement, as well as for nostalgic purposes). Please be aware that the majority of the following pages are not necessarily intended to be taken at face value. Instances of content without context may occur at any time, though a legitimate effort is made to keep in-jokes to a minimum if possible - depending on the "philosophy" of the website in question.