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Bill Rebane kicks my ass...twice

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The Demons of Ludlow (1983)

Director: Bill Rebane

Writers: William Arthur, Alan Ross

Staring: Paul von Hausen, Stephanie Cushna, Patricia J. Statz and William Dexter

The joys of late night Television in the late eighties. That's were I first saw Bill Rebane's The Demons of Ludlow. At the time for a kid that hadn't seen a lot of weird movies it was an odd little film. One I had pretty much all but forgotten about until this weekend. I was shopping with Dan when I found a fifty film! Chilling Classics collection of horror films for cheap! One of the selling points Was Bad Taste by Peter Jackson! But this film was another selling point. Instantly that late night viewing years ago snap into the forefront of my brain and The Demons of Ludlow was forgotten no more.



On the 200th birthday celebration for the town of Ludlow the townspeople are given a piano as a gift. The piano belonged to the town's founder Ludlow, who 200 years ago got his hands cut off by some towns folk for being a warlock. His spirit, along with some others and a few demons lurk in the piano to get revenge on the town. Soon the descendent's of those that wronged him are meeting horrible ends.



Does John Carpenter know about this? It's seems a little (a lot) like The Fog. Well here's another film that played better when I was younger. This film is real damn cheesy. From the scene were the ghosts rip off a girl's dress to the scene were they pelt an old woman with rocks in her bed I was laughing. There's also a rich scene were a glowing hand kills a fornicating teen. But the crowning scene had to have been during the climax when the piano flies about by it's evil power. But there's still a few scenes that have an eerie feel to them. Plus the winter setting helps add to the isolated feel. Nowhere near being a classic, but ya know what? I still dig it. Mainly for the memories. I was glad to get the chance to visit Ludlow again. Someday I'll probably return there.



On a double bill with The Demons of Ludlow on that disk was another Bill Rebane film.



The Cold aka The Game (1984)

Director: Bill Rebane

Writers: William Arthur, Larry Dreyfus

Staring: Tom Blair, Carol Perry, Stuart Osborne and Lori Minnetti



The story such as it is concerns three rich geezers. These Geezers like to invite nine poor people to this inn that they've rigged with various things to scare the crap out of the poor folks. Because if they can stay the allotted amount of time with out fleeing they win 1,000,000 dollars. Before you can say Ten Little Indians people start vanishing and fingers start pointing at culprits.



At times funny due to the early eightyiesness of everything in this film. I really was torn on this movie. It had it's goofy moments. But much of the film just jumps from one wooden character to the other. The only ones you can tell apart are the dude with the mustache and the two chicks that take off their clothes a lot. I had no idea which character was which and what other then money motivated them. With twenty minutes left to the movie it pulls a Return of the King and whips out one climax after another and why to many twists. In the end I had no idea who or what was really behind any of the shanagins.



Both were a little slice of early eighties low budget horror that had more ideas then money and actors who got one shot at fame. Demons while not perfect I can help but like. While The Cold is too convoluted for it's own good. I'd give someone else's left nut to see a Code Red DVD of The Demons of Ludlow.




Alexandria High... class of '81 - All the students are going to hell, except Andrew... he sent them there!

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Fear No Evil (1981)

Director: Frank LaLoggia

Writer: Frank LaLoggia

Starring: Stefan Arngrim,Elizabeth Hoffman,Kathleen Rowe McAllen,John Holland and Daniel Eden

"My son is the devil!"



I remember the VHS box of this one catching my eye in the video store. Those evil glowing eyes and demonic face. Daring me to rent it. Back then they had a deal five old rentals for five days. That usually meant renting five horror movies. All of which I'd watch over a days time. Usually I'd be up to five or six in the morning. I don't recall the other four I rented with Fear No Evil. But I sure remember this one. Watching this baby at 3:am sure added to it's strange factor.



The movie opens with a old Priest (Holland) rowing across a lake thick with fog, toward some old ruins. The Priest is hunting Lucifer in mortal form. He succeeds in killing Lucifer but is arrested for murder and later dies in an asylum. Cut to 1963 in upstate New York were Lucifer is reborn in moratl form. We cut again and see Lucifer who's mortal form is Andrew Williams (Stefan Arngrim) a weird,skinny 18 year old teen. His parents know there's something horribly wrong with their son and it drives a rift between the couple. Meanwhile The old priest's sister (Hoffman) who we find out is a Archangel on earth as was the priest. She's searching for the third Archangel to arrive on earth. The third one happens to be a teenage girl (Kathleen Rowe McAllen), who goes to the same high school as Andrew. She's soon drawn to the old woman. Andrew has some trouble at school with some delinquent students. He also likes to hang out on the island with the ruins and sacrifice dogs and drink their blood. During a community performance of The Passion Andrew raises the dead and all hell breaks out at the Play. Raining blood and lighting from the sky upon the spectators. The two Archangels race to the island for a final battle with Lucifer.



A very stylish low budget Omen/Carrie hybrid. Frank LaLoggia does an amazing job with little money. He pulls off, for the part a very ambitious story. There's some cool for the time animated effects and a cool death by dodge ball scene. Plus there's a wild scene were a man grows breasts. The lead actors do a good job. But some of the acting by the supporting players is little painful.



On the commentary LaLoggia says that the studio cut the film to focus more on the teen story and less on the Archangel/Lucifer aspect. It's to bad because it gives the film a split personality and neither side seems like a full story. There's some cool tunes on the soundtrack by The Ramones, The Boomtown Rats, The Sex Pistols and The Talking Heads that add a cool Punk/New Wave vibe to the proceedings. Not everyone will dig Fear No Evil, but if your in the mood for an oddball 80's Antichrist film with a liberal dose of zombies and male breasts then this one may be for you.



Toxic Spawn or Toxic Bore?

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Contamination (1980)

Director: Luigi Cozzi

Writer: Luigi Cozzi

Staring: Ian McCulloch,Louise Marleau,Marino Masé and Siegfried Rauch

"If you're always in that condition, it's obvious you couldn't get it up, even if you used a crane."



The sweet haze that nostalgia brings. Contamination is by no means a "good" movie, but having seen it long ago on Elvira's Movie Macabre back in the 1984 it's kind of nice memory for me. As much as you can have a nice memory about a film were people's guts blowing out of them. at the time I really could not believe the crazy ass film I was seeing. Eggs that made you explode? Who the hell would make a movie like this? How did they get away with playing this on T.V.?



A derelict cargo ship, The Caribbean Lady drifts into New York harbor. A team of Scientists and a cop, Lieutenant Tony Aris (Masé) board the ship and find the dead and badly mutilated crew and strange green eggs. Eggs that pulsate and moan. When one scientist picks up a egg it explodes. The goo from it kills every one but Tony, by making their guts explode out of them. Tony is whisked away to a top secret government building were he meets Colonel Stella Holmes (Marleau) a real icy bitch. After a raid on a warehouse full of those eggs she happens to recall a mission to Mars were one of the astronauts claimed to have seen similar eggs in a cave. Really you forgot that? Hell, she was the one who discredited the astronaut. So she goes off to meet him. She finds Commander Ian Hubbard (McCulloch) drunken and bitter. Soon it's off to South America for the trio of Stella,Ian, and Tony to track down the coffee company that sent out the cargo ship. Can they stop the egg invasion and who'll make it to the end with their guts intact.



Contamination is dumb, gory fun. Filled with unintentionally hilarious dubbing. The movie slows to a crawl at the middle section. When our heroes travel to South America. This is due to the failed attempt at a love triangle and that there's no guts blasting out. The beginning with the cargo ship and the warehouse raid are cool and the ending with the "mastermind" behind eggs is boffo. If only Cozzi could have kept up the exploitation antics in the middle half. Goblin as usual provides a good score. The effects range from decent (The cyclops) to poor (Some of the chest bursts). The acting is hard to judge since everyone is badly dubbed. But Ian McCulloch and Marino Masé come across as likable fellows.



Speaking of Ian McCulloch, it's probably not a good idea to star in a movie with him, unless your the leading lady. Because if I've learned anything from watching these Italian horror films is that Mr. McCulloch's co-stars always die horrible deaths. See Dr. Butcher M.D. (Zombie Holocaust) and Zombi 2 for further proof. All together a fun Alien rip-off. Just have some caffeine on hand for that boring ass middle section.

The Kids Aren't Alright

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Strange Behavior (1981)

Director: Michael Laughlin

Writers: Bill Condon and Michael Laughlin

Starring: Michael Murphy,Louise Fletcher,Dan Shor,Fiona Lewis and Dey Young

"We're going to find the FAT ones!"

A teenage boy bids farewell to his parents as they go for a night on the town. As soon as they leave he enters his room and lights up what appears to be a joint. He sits for a minute and the lights go out. The boy lights a candle and amuses himself by making shadowpuppets on the wall. Another shadow appears on the wall, someone with a knife who stabs the boy and then blows out the candle. So begins Strange Behavior. A film that's on part slasher film and one part 50's mad doctor movie with a new wave style.



The film centers on Sheriff John Brady (Murphy) a widower raising his son Pete (Shor) who's your typical teen. his best friend Oliver (Marc McClure, Jimmy F'n Olsen from the Superman films!) talks him into taking part in a experiment at the local collage that pays lots of money. At the collage Pete and Oliver meet the odd Dr. Gwen Parkinson (Lewis) who works for the very odd and very dead Dr. Le Sangel (Arthur Dignam) who teaches class from beyond the grave vie film. Meanwhile there are more murders in town. One at a party Pete and Oliver go to. The boy from the opening turns up dead in a scarecrow. Sheriff Brady suspects the collage has something to do with the murders and he shares a some sort of past with Dr. Le Sangel.



Much like Blue Velvet (1986), Strange Behavior mixes 50's style with an 80's setting. And much like Velvet shows a encroaching darkness under the idyllic setting. Co-writers Bill Condon (Gods and Monsters,Dreamgirls) and Michael Laughlin (Town & Country) do a good job of going from horror to comedy and back much like their other feature together Strange Invaders (1983), which was a playful homage to 50's alien invasion films. These two films were to be part of a trilogy of "Strange" titled films. To bad Strange Invaders poor box office sunk that idea.



As I watched Strange Behavior, I couldn't help but feel well that there was another film a little like this...and I saw the case on my DVD stand. Disturbing Behavior (1998) which is about kids, a small town, a strange experiment on them that goes wrong. I'm not saying that there was any stealing of story but they are somewhat smiler. For the record I dig Disturbing Behavior. It's fun and it's got a pre-Cruise, hot Katie Holmes.



Set in Illinois but filmed in New Zealand, Laughlin gets maximum use of the beautiful landscape in slow tracking shots. While the script could have used a little more fleshing out all the characters are well drawn. It's nice to have likeable teens in a 80's horror movie as opposed to the one note shit bags we normally get. Plus a score by Tangerine Dream, that's icing on the cake.

A night to remember - until the day you die!

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One Dark Night

"I wanna get there before it closes, nerdle brain!"



In a dingy apartment the police find the body of Russian psychic Karl Rhamarevich (AKA "Ramar") as well as the bodies of six young women and objects embedded in the walls. Elsewhere as an initiation into a high school clique called The Sisters, Julie (a young and cute Meg Tilly) must spend the night alone in a mausoleum. The same one were Ramar is being interred. Across town Olivia (Melissa Newman), Ramar's daughter who never really knew her father is having nightmares about him. Her husband Allan (Batman's Adam West, in too brief and restrained role.) doesn't understand the fuss over a father she didn't know that well. An old associate of her father's Samuel Dockstader (Donald Hotton) visits them and clues them in to the fact that Ramar kept his distance from his daughter because he was a "psychic vampire," who drained the energy of young women to power his physic abilities. Back at the mausoleum. The Sisters are running around in the shadows trying to scare Julie. Turns out it isn't really so much an initiation as it is payback by the bitchy leader of The Sisters, Carol. Because Julie is dating her ex-boyfriend. As all this plays out a very not dead Ramar stirs in his casket and he's hungry for that sweet psychic energy.



One Dark Night was released theatrically in 1983 but was actually filmed two earlier.
I first saw it back long ago (The 80's) on HBO and later rented it from Captain Video which is sadly gone now, back in the 90's. It plays better now as 80's horror nostalgia then anything else. Mainly for the fact that nothing horror wise really happens till the final 20 minutes when Ramar and all hell breaks loose as corpses break out of their caskets and the girls run for their lives. The pacing is too slow for this type of film. While it's nice to have character and story in a horror film there's a little too much in this one.



But it's not all bad. Acting wise everyone does a good job. Meg Tilly handles the lead role well and is likable. Also good is Elizabeth Daily as The Sister who doesn't go along with Carol's plan. And as I said earlier there's not enough of The West. There's no crazy Family Guy style Mayor West on display here. He's very low key in his few appearances. Directed by Tom McLoughlin (Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI) with a deft hand. He creates a nice atmospheric film with a fun premise. Recommended for anybody who misses early 80's horror were the hair was big and fashions loud.