HAPPY EVER AFTER

Before computers,

MEMORY was something you lost with age,

An APPLICATION was for a job;

A PROGRAM was a TV show;

A CURSOR used profanities;

A KEYBOARD was a piano;

A WEB was a spider's home;

A VIRUS was the flu;

A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road;

A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived,

A DEFAULT was failure to act as one should,

A HARDWARE was a store for tools and articles of metal

A KEY was for unlocking doors and safes,

A 3-inch FLOPPY is something a man just hoped nobody would ever find out.

BETWEEN 18 - 21
A woman is like Africa. She is half discovered,half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas. She is undeveloped, under-developed or just developing. She is an emerging market.

BETWEEN 22 - 30
A woman is like Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or exotic cars. She loves technology such as the latest mobile phones electronics and the like.

BETWEEN 31 - 35
She is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Her expertise is from within.

BETWEEN 36 - 40
A woman is like Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but still a warm and desirable place to visit. She is a bit distant and knows exactly what she wants and from whom.

BETWEEN 41 - 50
A woman is like Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by her past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. She has to get new alliances.

BETWEEN 51 - 60
A woman is like Russia. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Too much vodka is the in-thing for companionship.

BETWEEN 61 - 70
A woman is like England. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. She is a has-been super power.

A F T E R 70
A woman becomes Afghanstan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there except those who r already there with no choice. Death from the Al Qaida networks beckons.