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Before computers,

MEMORY was something you lost with age,

An APPLICATION was for a job;

A PROGRAM was a TV show;

A CURSOR used profanities;

A KEYBOARD was a piano;

A WEB was a spider's home;

A VIRUS was the flu;

A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road;

A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived,

A DEFAULT was failure to act as one should,

A HARDWARE was a store for tools and articles of metal

A KEY was for unlocking doors and safes,

A 3-inch FLOPPY is something a man just hoped nobody would ever find out.