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BEWARE OF GREED

Women out there dont be greedy you will pay dearly for that. This short story has a lesson to u all women out there, am keeping my PRINCE tight .............

It does not matter whether you are single or married. The end result is the same!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you
may choose any man from a particular floor , or you may choose to go up a
floor,but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store
to find a husband

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4, 363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

PRINCE UNDER SEIGETHE COMPASS OF A WOMAN

Comments

islandpride islandpride Tuesday, November 25, 2008 4:43:46 PM

Pleeeese ladies dont kill me over this rip I meant well bigsmile

Bernard WainainaPROFARMS Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:07:17 PM

What a SHOCKER!

islandpride islandpride Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:19:58 PM

Yeeea profarms this world is full of suprises, beware.

COLLINS MBAImbai Monday, December 1, 2008 8:01:15 AM

that is interesting just to say the least

islandpride islandpride Monday, December 1, 2008 10:18:44 AM

thanx mbai we are impossible arent we? confused

Bernard WainainaPROFARMS Monday, December 1, 2008 3:32:01 PM

Shhhh! Not so loud!Your Prince might hear talking U about being I'Mpossible!

islandpride islandpride Monday, December 1, 2008 6:22:53 PM

sshhh thanx, no he wont i got him on the fifth floor so i wasnt impossible i was thinking ssssshhhhh thanks PROFARMS yes

Bernard WainainaPROFARMS Monday, December 1, 2008 6:35:35 PM

That's better! Shhhh!

Bernard WainainaPROFARMS Monday, December 1, 2008 6:43:50 PM

That's better! Shhhh!But if says he heard anything,tell him U were saying I'm-possible,right?

islandpride islandpride Monday, December 1, 2008 9:37:12 PM

zip yea right shhhh thats what it was I'M-POSSIBLE shhh thats cool.

MFSJmfsj Tuesday, December 2, 2008 4:55:53 PM

Wife: What is so interesting in me? rolleyes

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!! lol

islandpride islandpride Tuesday, December 2, 2008 11:47:37 PM

doh ok then they r both lost!!!!

scott cummingIArtMan Friday, December 5, 2008 8:55:07 PM

if only my wife had read this before she 'set me free' cool
i was on the fifth floor. smile

islandpride islandpride Friday, December 5, 2008 9:47:21 PM

OOOhhhh sorry ARTMAN never mind ladies r impossible they love shopping if there was a 100th floor believe me u would still find them there. But am not IMPOSSIBLE, I'M POSSIBLE cheers

scott cummingIArtMan Saturday, December 6, 2008 1:02:26 AM

on the 100th floor... that is funny. can it be that the ladies are harder to satisfy than the men?

islandpride islandpride Saturday, December 6, 2008 4:16:01 PM

You got that right I ArtMan, to satisfy ladies, thats a story on its own. They will always want more. Watch out for "THE COMPASS OF A WOMAN" coming soon. Then u can tell why they behave the way they do!!!!idea

MFSJmfsj Sunday, December 7, 2008 4:14:52 AM

bigeyes

islandpride islandpride Sunday, December 7, 2008 8:21:47 AM

p thanx mfsj watch out for "THE COMPASS OF A WOMAN" coming soon.

MFSJmfsj Sunday, December 7, 2008 4:13:56 PM

bigsmile

islandpride islandpride Monday, December 8, 2008 10:08:11 PM

mfsi happy Eid al adha party

MFSJmfsj Tuesday, December 9, 2008 1:07:21 PM

Thanx flirt

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E - Embrace with open heart
I - Inspire with impressive attitude
D - Distribute pleasure to all
happy

~Eid Mubarak~

islandpride islandpride Tuesday, December 9, 2008 10:15:53 PM

great meanings for Eid i love it thanx mfsi, spock

MFSJmfsj Wednesday, December 10, 2008 7:59:14 AM

happy
welcome

glenno Monday, December 29, 2008 9:27:07 PM

Yep thats funny! bigsmile

islandpride islandpride Monday, December 29, 2008 10:27:59 PM

glenno,They are called women, full of surprises. Thanx lol lol

glenno Monday, December 29, 2008 10:37:13 PM

True, just when you think you start to understand them, they change completely.. yikes

islandpride islandpride Tuesday, December 30, 2008 4:53:37 AM

yea glenno,thats true.That compliments THE COMPASS OF A WOMAN. Got time read it too.

MFSJmfsj Tuesday, December 30, 2008 11:20:16 AM

Message of the year:-

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple…

A woman does not have a wife..!!! p

glenno Tuesday, December 30, 2008 7:42:57 PM

And the gauntlet is dropped by mfsi ... smile

islandpride islandpride Tuesday, December 30, 2008 9:12:12 PM

mfsi thats funny,what were u thinking?!!!confused

islandpride islandpride Tuesday, December 30, 2008 9:14:39 PM

glenno, mfsi has made my work easier just for today!!up

glenno Tuesday, December 30, 2008 9:17:53 PM

True, either very brave or very mad..!

MFSJmfsj Wednesday, December 31, 2008 4:37:42 AM

MAD confused
glenno ?????????

@islandpride for u happy
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year. 2009 cheers

islandpride islandpride Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:03:23 AM

mfsi, Thank you for reminding me of a full fat account that i have to spent for a year. Be blessed.
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You.
Wish a Happy New Year 2009


party

MFSJmfsj Wednesday, December 31, 2008 2:42:35 PM

wink thanx

Bevconservativeminority Wednesday, December 31, 2008 10:50:40 PM

This post is cute, funny and contains a lot of truth, especially when applied to the younger Christian female generations.

Just loving the Lord should be enough. Well it is at least for me now. I almost fell deep for a man who was not Christian, because there did not seem to be any Christian men available. I could not get around the charge in the biblical scriptures to not be unequally yoked. You can read about it in my blog's sidebar under "Did You Read This One?"

When I was a lot younger, I would have been the kind of female that would have gone no higher than the 3rd floor, because of the churches (in general in relation to black Christian women), and Christian fellowship groups I belonged to always had far less Christian men than women.

islandpride islandpride Sunday, January 4, 2009 5:39:23 PM

Thank you conservativeminority, we go through so much in life, Life can give you a hundred reasons to cry, but you can give life a thousand reasons to smile. God will never let you down.

Gaby en Bertgroendak Thursday, August 27, 2009 12:27:26 PM

so true:lol:

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