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THE COMPASS OF A WOMAN

BETWEEN 18 - 21
A woman is like Africa. She is half discovered,half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas. She is undeveloped, under-developed or just developing. She is an emerging market.

BETWEEN 22 - 30
A woman is like Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or exotic cars. She loves technology such as the latest mobile phones electronics and the like.

BETWEEN 31 - 35
She is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Her expertise is from within.

BETWEEN 36 - 40
A woman is like Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but still a warm and desirable place to visit. She is a bit distant and knows exactly what she wants and from whom.

BETWEEN 41 - 50
A woman is like Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by her past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. She has to get new alliances.

BETWEEN 51 - 60
A woman is like Russia. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Too much vodka is the in-thing for companionship.

BETWEEN 61 - 70
A woman is like England. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. She is a has-been super power.

A F T E R 70
A woman becomes Afghanstan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there except those who r already there with no choice. Death from the Al Qaida networks beckons.

BEWARE OF GREEDIN SAFE HANDS OF THE PRINCE.

Comments

Benedict Wanjala BiketiBiketi Thursday, December 11, 2008 5:44:39 PM

Is it me,your prince?

Benedict Wanjala BiketiBiketi Thursday, December 11, 2008 5:45:21 PM

Is it me,your prince?

islandpride islandpride Friday, December 12, 2008 3:03:24 PM

Biketi awww sorry not u. I guess u missed the bus!!!!dont give up though.

islandpride islandpride Saturday, December 13, 2008 5:20:46 PM

No offense fellow community members ur country just fitted the best description

Mugsthemugs Sunday, December 14, 2008 12:46:50 AM

This is very funny.

islandpride islandpride Sunday, December 14, 2008 4:42:49 AM

Yea themugs, a woman is in every country by nature,character,location u name n they will suit.Thanx:lol:

Bernard WainainaPROFARMS Sunday, December 14, 2008 3:42:30 PM

Oh my! What a chronolgical description! Can't you do another one on Men? I want to know where I am now that I've clocked 65yrs and still in faded blue jeans!

islandpride islandpride Sunday, December 14, 2008 3:49:28 PM

Hi PROFARMS long time my friend, now that u have mentioned pls watch this space its gonna come very soon. Thanks and dont worry those faded blue jeans might be well placed. yes

Bernard WainainaPROFARMS Sunday, December 14, 2008 3:59:02 PM

Thanks. I forgot to mention about a matching baggy T-Shirt with something that reads like-"You think I'm old?"that is at the front-"Race me to Carnivore grounds!"(at the back)-on Langata Rd that is!

That is a good post! Can't wait to exhale as I hold my breath waiting for the other one.

islandpride islandpride Monday, December 15, 2008 6:43:23 AM

PROFARMS you never CZ to amaze me!! Thats a tough T-Shirt u got there:lol: You bet the coming post will knock u off make sure u r Michuki compliant (seat belt). Your are some piece of work cheers

ask meheresheis Monday, December 22, 2008 9:03:24 AM

hey there i me and my partner loved what you wrote about a womans compass he wants to know is there a compass for males ?

islandpride islandpride Monday, December 22, 2008 9:22:15 AM

Hi thanx for visiting my blog. Yea there is on coming soon for the men, dont miss it u will laugh your heads off. Pass my regards to ur partner.cheers

ask meheresheis Monday, December 22, 2008 10:03:33 AM

cant wait to read it so i can hassle him pmsl

islandpride islandpride Monday, December 22, 2008 1:34:21 PM

heresheis believe me it will blow u off. i hv no idea where i will hide or if i will live to see new year when i let it out. yikes

ask meheresheis Wednesday, December 24, 2008 2:29:24 AM

lol it must be really good for you to say that.

Okafor Ekene MichaelMichaelOkafor Sunday, December 28, 2008 4:30:13 AM

Dame what a piece of talent. Keep it up.

islandpride islandpride Sunday, December 28, 2008 10:22:47 AM

Thanks Michael, we compliment one thing or the other. Watch this space for the compass of a man, coming soon. nervous

COLLINS MBAImbai Wednesday, December 31, 2008 5:33:28 AM

ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! oooh! ha! ha! ooooh! he! he! he! ha! ha! oooh! funny really funny

islandpride islandpride Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:09:35 AM

mbai thanx. U think thats funny? just watch this space for THE COMPASS OF A MAN and get ready to knock your head off. by the way r u 25,30 or ?????? just kidding . COMING SOON.lol

ask meheresheis Wednesday, December 31, 2008 8:17:07 AM

me 26 but a heart of a mature 12 year old going on 21. cant wait

islandpride islandpride Wednesday, December 31, 2008 8:42:14 AM

clever way of putting it.lets just add all the above yrs and devide by 3. lol

ask meheresheis Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:13:20 PM

lols happy new year and may the year bring you good fortune and wisdom (hell i know im going to need it lols) me and my partner want to try for a baby after i finish my studies

islandpride islandpride Wednesday, December 31, 2008 7:45:29 PM

Hi,thats great, wow aint you lucky. All the best and I pray that it would be a baby girl an "Islandpride".Happy New year and may all your needs and wishes be met. Am happy for you.party

ask meheresheis Monday, January 5, 2009 4:18:27 AM

ME HOPE IT A GIRL TO SO I CAN TEACH HER HOW THEY DANCE IN SAMOA

SunnyJoomokenyata Tuesday, January 20, 2009 5:57:32 AM

i always knew u got talent.but today i discovered u hvae gold talent and diamonds gift.nice blog.keep it up.i al;so want the compass of a man.

islandpride islandpride Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:33:56 PM

Hi you got it coming your way soon watch this space.
Thnx for visiting my blog it means a lot to me.up

SunnyJoomokenyata Friday, January 23, 2009 8:52:15 AM

hello, islandpride.i saw wat looked like the compass of a man,
but on a closer look,it was the compass of a cat.
i only know one place to see the compass of a man,
thats on your blog
cheers,

islandpride islandpride Friday, January 23, 2009 9:49:52 AM

Hi, Joomokenyata, thats funny, compass of a cat???? are you seeing properly, I know what u r suffering from now.....the curiosity disease, I know you cant wait to read the compass of a man. Keep checking almost out and beware of where you might fall in......

SunnyJoomokenyata Saturday, January 24, 2009 3:48:40 PM

hello,island pride.ok
i would stay tuned till i get the
compass of a man.
pls wats the
bush land around the fertile lands,
in compass of a woman?

islandpride islandpride Saturday, January 24, 2009 9:32:57 PM

Hello joomokenyata, i saw this coming,
the bushlands are just those bushes
you are thinking of yea those.....
I can smell trouble here,i know with you
here i will never rest until the
compass of a man is here...
let me get to work........whistle

SunnyJoomokenyata Monday, January 26, 2009 6:22:56 AM

hi island pride,
smart move,u still havent told me the bush land
around the fertile lands,u know i am a man,
so compass of a woman might be strange to me.
cheers!

islandpride islandpride Monday, January 26, 2009 9:59:02 AM

joomokenyata thanx but do you know
that you are very stubborn...lol!
never mind let me shut u up wit
the compass of a man.....
relax..

SunnyJoomokenyata Monday, January 26, 2009 5:37:14 PM

bush land around the fertile lands

islandpride islandpride Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:20:01 PM

hey if u insist then will give
a special tour, meanwhile as i
organize for that,why not keep yourself
busy with the blog "LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS"
it will loosen you up a bit.lol

SunnyJoomokenyata Wednesday, January 28, 2009 5:44:21 AM

ok
but who will be my tour guide?
have fun

islandpride islandpride Wednesday, January 28, 2009 9:03:33 AM

I will since you asked me..
can you handle that??
are you ready?

SunnyJoomokenyata Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:08:34 PM

yes,you will be my tour guide with all



half discovered,half wild
and naturally beautiful ...
with bush land around the fertile deltas.




and all the
undeveloped, under-developed or just developing.




all these will accompany us as our tour guide.
cheers,islandpride

islandpride islandpride Wednesday, January 28, 2009 10:25:14 PM

joomokenyata, u r getting crazier by the second,
I can stand you anyway.
Fasten your seat bealt and got ready.
We will start with the undeveloped!!!lol!
The rest will flow....lol

SunnyJoomokenyata Friday, January 30, 2009 4:52:54 AM

deal

ask meheresheis Sunday, February 15, 2009 6:32:07 PM

lols crazy are good

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