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Tagged- Jobs i Wouldn't do

Thursday, 21. February 2008, 17:22:11

Tagged by Furie...

1- Greeter at Wal-Mart.

2- High School Guidence Counselor...it sucked before...why go back and listen to kids complain?

3- Flatulence Analysis

4- Porno Theater Janitor :yuck:

5- Personal Assistant for Michael Jackson...

I tagged

Daisy
Jm081
KoriV
Dead Muffin
Dark Shadow Fox

Paranoid Schizophrenic...Kick Ass Songs!

Comments

robertb 21. February 2008, 17:43

Lol :lol:

qlue 21. February 2008, 18:05

I thought you're meant to hue the reasons why you won't do those jobs...
Then again, :left: they kind of speak for themselves, don't they :lol:

pinkwaterbug 21. February 2008, 20:59

lol i think you lied

Furie 21. February 2008, 21:37

You reckon she really wants to be a porn theatre janitor? :lol:

pinkwaterbug 21. February 2008, 21:38

yep,
thats just the one i was meaning

ivealwaysbeenevil 21. February 2008, 22:50

oh...i thought that's what you wanted to do...

Furie 22. February 2008, 01:06

Midgets aren't allowed in porn theatres. Duh! :rolleyes:

ivealwaysbeenevil 22. February 2008, 19:02

yeah...that's true huh?

Furie 22. February 2008, 20:57

So it must be you. :rolleyes:

ivealwaysbeenevil 22. February 2008, 22:04

or maybe it's you...:right:

pinkwaterbug 22. February 2008, 23:49

Im not a miget

Furie 23. February 2008, 02:57

Can't be me. Porn scares me. awww

qlue 23. February 2008, 13:38

Imagine a porn theatre after the show. Would the janitor be issued with a bio-suit? :yuck:.
How much is the danger pay? :insane:

Furie 23. February 2008, 15:03

I looked it up. There is no danger pay but you get a $500 bonus for each guy you shake hands with after the show. :yuck:

ivealwaysbeenevil 25. February 2008, 22:21

lmao...do you get gloves?

Furie 25. February 2008, 23:01

Nope, but there's a million dollar bonus for anyone who licks their palms after shaking hands. No-one's claimed it for some reason.

ivealwaysbeenevil 25. February 2008, 23:03

:yuck: lol, i bet kori would do it! lol. jkjk, it's w/ love.

Furie 25. February 2008, 23:32

Joke she says after what happened with the freshman. I'm disappointed in Kori and don't want you loaning your clothes to a bad influence like that again. :irked:

pinkwaterbug 26. February 2008, 04:13

lmfao kori so would lol

ivealwaysbeenevil 27. February 2008, 22:25

what are you talking about furie?

Furie 27. February 2008, 22:39

They... :sst: ...held hands in public. :yikes:

ivealwaysbeenevil 27. February 2008, 22:47

dear god no!

Furie 27. February 2008, 22:59

So it's true then?

ivealwaysbeenevil 27. February 2008, 23:01

i don't know...i havn't asked her....i don't even know what freshman you're talking about....

Furie 27. February 2008, 23:09

Hmmm, you were the one to mention a freshman on your Manufacturing God post. Keeping secrets from your old dad eh?

ivealwaysbeenevil 28. February 2008, 22:20

oh! lol. that's completely different.

Furie 28. February 2008, 22:33

Hmmm, I wasn't actually serious before then. :sherlock:

ivealwaysbeenevil 28. February 2008, 22:35

Phew! lol. good...cuz i was totally lost...

Furie 28. February 2008, 22:44

It's okay, I'm suspicious now though. :lol:

ivealwaysbeenevil 28. February 2008, 22:45

about what?

Furie 28. February 2008, 23:15

Why she had your hoodie and how you know what each other looks like drugged...

ivealwaysbeenevil 28. February 2008, 23:19

she always has my hoodie...
and why not?...

Furie 28. February 2008, 23:38

Cause she'll get goat semen on it. :yuck:

siran11 29. February 2008, 17:30

i leave for a little while and look at the chaos that ensues. oh boy....is kori having relations with a goat.

ivealwaysbeenevil 29. February 2008, 22:27

:yuck: i think she needs a new job...
it's not a real goat...she mail ordered one from russia...they are really dwarf alpacas.

Furie 1. March 2008, 10:00

Kori ordered a russian bride?

siran11 1. March 2008, 17:26

:lol:

pinkwaterbug 1. March 2008, 22:50

Tisk tisk what are we to do about that kori

siran11 2. March 2008, 01:18

send her to bed with no dinner

Furie 2. March 2008, 11:22

Sacrifice her to the devil? :angel:

siran11 2. March 2008, 17:23

squirt her in her eye with lemon juice

siran11 2. March 2008, 17:25

squirt her in her eye with lemon juice

ivealwaysbeenevil 4. March 2008, 23:13

lol. that's a little dark sided.

Furie 5. March 2008, 10:54

Yeah Siran you meanie. :rolleyes:

qlue 5. March 2008, 11:38

That was Mik's mind probes, can't you see how the eyes are glazed over? :eyes:

Furie 5. March 2008, 11:42

:yikes: Stop giving my secrets away.

*waves hand slightly*
There are no mind probes...

siran11 6. March 2008, 19:34

yeah....there r no mind probes

ivealwaysbeenevil 6. March 2008, 23:22

probes is such a harsh word...they're more like...happy little invasive mind controlling devices...

Furie 6. March 2008, 23:46

You'd know, alien queen. :spock:

qlue 7. March 2008, 00:23

It's not name controll, It's gently persuading you so see my point of view.

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