My OperaFunny thing about marriage
Monday, April 23, 2007 2:52:02 PM
Funny thing about marriage.
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a
sentence a life sentence.
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore marriage is an institution
for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which
a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman
gets?her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring
and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement:
In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the
second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens. In the third year, they
both speak, and the NEIGHBORS listen.
6. Son: How much does it cost to get
married, Dad? Father: I don't know son,
I'm still paying.
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and
marriage is the alarm clock.
8. They say that when a man holds a
woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-
defense.
9. When a newly married man looks
happy, we know why. But when a 10-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.
10. There was this lover who said that
he would go through hell for her. They
got married, and now he is going
through HELL.
11. Confucius says: a woman who sinks
into a man's arm soon, will soon have
her arms in the man's sink.
12. When a man steals your wife, there
is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
13. Eighty percent of married men cheat
in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
14. After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin.
They can't face each other, but they
still stay together.
15. Marriage is when man and a woman
become one. The trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
16. "I married Miss right, I just
didn't know her first name was Always".
17. It's not true that married men live
longer than single men, It only seems
longer.
18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my
case, it was almost impossible.
19. A man was complaining to a friend:
"I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL
HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT
HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He
says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
20. WIFE: Let's go out and have some
fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you
get home before I do, leave the hallway
lights on.
21. At a cocktail party, one woman said
to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR
RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?" The other
replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE
WRONG MAN."
22. Man is incomplete until he gets
married, then he is finished.
23. No matter how often a married man
changes his job, he still endsup with
the same boss.
24. A man inserted an ad in the paper -
WIFE WANTED. The next day he received
two hundred forty eight? letters? and
they all said YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
25. When a man opens the door of his
car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing either the car is new
or the wife is...
cuma copy paste
nggo catetan ae:D
jacg
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a
sentence a life sentence.
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore marriage is an institution
for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which
a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman
gets?her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring
and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement:
In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the
second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens. In the third year, they
both speak, and the NEIGHBORS listen.
6. Son: How much does it cost to get
married, Dad? Father: I don't know son,
I'm still paying.
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and
marriage is the alarm clock.
8. They say that when a man holds a
woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-
defense.
9. When a newly married man looks
happy, we know why. But when a 10-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.
10. There was this lover who said that
he would go through hell for her. They
got married, and now he is going
through HELL.
11. Confucius says: a woman who sinks
into a man's arm soon, will soon have
her arms in the man's sink.
12. When a man steals your wife, there
is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
13. Eighty percent of married men cheat
in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
14. After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin.
They can't face each other, but they
still stay together.
15. Marriage is when man and a woman
become one. The trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
16. "I married Miss right, I just
didn't know her first name was Always".
17. It's not true that married men live
longer than single men, It only seems
longer.
18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my
case, it was almost impossible.
19. A man was complaining to a friend:
"I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL
HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT
HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He
says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
20. WIFE: Let's go out and have some
fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you
get home before I do, leave the hallway
lights on.
21. At a cocktail party, one woman said
to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR
RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?" The other
replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE
WRONG MAN."
22. Man is incomplete until he gets
married, then he is finished.
23. No matter how often a married man
changes his job, he still endsup with
the same boss.
24. A man inserted an ad in the paper -
WIFE WANTED. The next day he received
two hundred forty eight? letters? and
they all said YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
25. When a man opens the door of his
car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing either the car is new
or the wife is...
cuma copy paste
nggo catetan ae:D
jacg
