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POKEMON TORNEMENT

her it is the finall stage justt get with the person ur vering and trade fc and battle come with me with the results

heres the draw
1. Jasom plays dan
2. Yoshix plays 7mood
3. gary plays ben



now how this is going to work is that i wil make a draw out of whos vsin who and il post it upthen u gota meet with tht person r versing, exchange fcs and battle thtis applies for Every body. it is a sudden death torement
thanku for join my torement

gooooo grannys

Granny rugby-tackled jay walker

A 77-year-old granny made a citizen's arrest in Germany when she rugby-tackled a 25-year-old jay walker.

The pensioner sat on him until police arrived - because he had walked across a road before the light was green.

The woman, from Freital, near Dresden, shouted at the man as he crossed the road before the little green man flashed up.

The old lady said she became even angrier when he hit her with his rucksack as he pushed past her when he reached the other side of the road.

She grabbed his hair and managed to wrestle him to the ground where she sat on him until police, who had been called by a passer-by, came.

He was taken to a local police station where he was fined for jay walking.

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Man learns to tell 'pigs' from cops

A New Zealand man who called police officers 'pigs' has been ordered to spend a day at a pig farm.

The 22-year-old has also been ordered to write an essay about the difference between pigs and police officers.

The man was charged with using offensive language after he hurled abuse at police during a trip to Auckland.

Community Magistrate Robyn Paterson at Tauranga District Court ordered him to spend a day at a pig farm and present a short essay on his experiences, reports The Bay of Plenty Times.

According to the newspaper, he wrote: "I was very, very drunk. I have stopped drinking because of what happened. I have wasted the police's time and my time."

He maintained the word pig could be found in the Oxford dictionary and was often used to describe police.

But added he had learned 'that there is nothing at all in common with a pig and an officer'.

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Hostage released for pizza

An Australian prison guard held hostage for two days was released after a ransom demand for pizzas was met.

Up to 20 inmates at the Risdon Prison in Hobart, Tasmania, seized the guard in a protest over conditions in the maximum security jail.

Initially they made 24 demands to authorities, but eventually gave up their hostage after agreeing to 15 pizzas, Coke and garlic bread instead.

"At midnight, the final sticking point with the inmates was that they were requiring pizzas to be delivered. Our staff member was negotiated out with the delivery of 15 pizzas," Graeme Barber, Tasmania's director of prisons, told The Advocate newspaper.

The guard is recovering from his ordeal at home.

working with idots can kill u

this man found a mine in the middle of know were and he tryed exploding it by jumping on it. It did not work so it took it home and tried to it explode it by hitting it with a hammer it did not work .on the next day he took it to work and gets hes truck and runs over it, it finly exploded and killing himself with 3 other people:yikes:

pokepet

Your Name: jazza
Your Pokémon: Politoed
Your Font Color: text
Your Alignment: center
Your Pokémon's Name: politoad
Your Pokémon's Level: 1 jazza's PokéPet

politoad the level 1 Politoed!

wat pokemon am i

Quiz results:

What Pokemon are You? (The new Quiz!)
You scored as a Machamp
You are an Machamp, All muscles no brains to use them you are an Strong but stupid pokemon doomed to fail in romance because you are just...dumb and clumbsy.
Machamp
100%
Snorlax
63%
Steelix
63%
Tyranitar
50%
Vulpix
50%
Electrode
50%
Togepi
50%
Gengar
50%
Ditto
38%
Charizard
38%
Slowpoke
38%
Pikachu
25%
Mewtwo
25%
Persian
13%


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