Universal Office Diary & Muffin Heaven

I have sent the book of my diary to famous actor Jeff Bridges who starred in the lovely film Starman, which is still very watchable after more than twenty years. He probably won't actually get the book, let alone read it, but one celebrity endorsement could make all the difference. Perhaps I should have used the name JK Rawling (not Rowling) and then people would think my literary effort was by the famous Harry Potter authoress who brings out her final volume in the Potter series soon.............

We have unbelievably heavy rain in the ancient city of York today, which can't be doing our old buildings any good; it also means that Heather has been unable to attend a meeting in London because of potentially flooded railway tracks. Her breasts and buttocks are looking fine as ever following the removal of a long waterproof jacket, and taking a seat in the adjacent office.

So much for a quiet day with Kate...........it's not possible to have a peaceful day with Heather around.