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A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work to go golfing, so he approached his assistant. "Garge, I am going golfing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients." "Yes, sir!" answers Garge.

The doctor goes golfing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Garge, How was your day?"

Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, displaying herself. She said 'Help me, I haven't seen a man for five years!''

"And what did you do Garge?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."