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Sunday Drive, Vol. 11: 2005 Maserati Quattroporte

This week's feature is Maserati's Quattroporte, list price just under $100,000. Maserati changed hands a few times and is currently owned by Ferrari. (It could do worse!)

Specifications
Retail Price (MSRP): $95,500
Fuel Economy (City): 12 mpg.
Horsepower: 400 hp.
Curb Weight: 4253 lb.
Basic Warranty: 48 months/50,000 miles
Torque: 333 lb-ft
Max. Driving Range: 357 miles

Explore Further
Forbes.com First Drive
MotorTrend Road Test and First Drive
Cars.com Summary
CarReview.com

Photo Album
My Maserati Does 185

How Fast Was He Going...

in order to cause this kind of devastation to his vehicle?

The rest of the photos are in the Speed Kills photo album. The source of these images was a PowerPoint slide show forwarded to me via email from the President of the car club I belong to and am an officer of. I figure if viewing these images can make an impact on you not to get behind the wheel of your car while you are drunk or otherwise not physically or mentally capable of driving, it will be worth it.

I'm not going to preach to you about the evils of drinking or being under the influence of anything. You know how to use the Internet or you wouldn't be reading this post. I will pull a quote from one of the resource links I've listed below, just to drive home the point that there needs to be more awareness:

Traffic fatalities in alcohol-related crashes fell by 2.4 percent, from 17,105 in 2003 to 16,694 in 2004. Although this is definitely an improvement, it is still a lot of dead fellow citizens. To put this in perspective, it is equivalent to a fully loaded Boeing 747 crashing, and leaving no survivors, every nine days all year long – over 39 airplanes in total.

Source: Alcohol Alert.

Further Reading:
AlcoholAlert.com
MADD Online Stats
Impaired Driving Facts (Center for Disease Control)
Nat'l Comm'n Against Drunk Driving
DriveSafe4Life.com

Peace out everyone, and keep the shiny side up!

Sunday Drive, Vol. 9: 2000 GTM Libra

Today's Sunday drive probably won't ever be seen on any streets in the United States. This is the 2000 GTM Libra, from the U.K. Here are the specs:

SPECS

Length 140"
Width 65"
Height 45"
Weight (Road Trim): 695kg
Ground Clearance: 5.5"
Engine K-Series: 1118-1800cc; 2500cc K-Series V6 is an option.
Gearbox: Standard 5-speed
Wheelbase: 91"
Body Type: 2-Seater mid-engined coupe
Chassis Type: Fibreglass monocoque
Suspension Type:
Front: Double unequal length wishbones & AVO shock absorbers
Rear: Double trailing wishbones & AVO shock absorbers
Braking System: Servo-assisted disk brakes on all wheels

PHOTOS

Here's a representative photo; the rest are in the GTM Libra photo album. Enjoy!

Sunday Drive, Vol. 8: Porsche Boxster

It is every Porsche's secret desire to kill its owner.

Today's Sunday Drive -- and I damn near skidded right into Monday morning with it -- features a classic Porsche. The stuff that dreams are made of. And nothing says "Midlife Crisis" quite like this:

View other photos in my Front Porsche Photo Gallery.

Specs:
Wheelbase: 95.1 in.
Weight: 2755 lbs.
Price (1997): USD 39,980
Engine: DOHC flat 6
Displacement: 2.5/151 liters/cu. in.
Fuel system: Fuel injection
Horsepower @ RPM: 201 @ 6000
Torque @ RPM: 181 @ 4500
Transmission: 6 speed manual
Performance: 0-60 MPH, 6.7 sec.; top speed: 149 MPH

Sunday Drive, Vol. 7: 1959 Jaguar XK 150

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Today's drive down memory lane goes back over 40 years to 1959 (I was a babe in diapers then!). This British beauty still looks grand today! There are more photos in the new "Jag-Wire" photo album I've just set up; check the sidebar! The photos were collected from the Usenet group alt.binaries.pictures.autos. The 1959 photos are copyright Michel Weber, used with permission.

Of course, if this is too sedate for your taste, if it's just not your cup of tea, then this will surely blow the crumbs off your crumpet!

Specifications:

Type:  2S FHC
Number of doors: 2
Wheelbase: 2591 mm/102 in
Track, front: 1302 mm/51.3 in
Track, rear: 1302 mm/51.3 in
Length: 4496 mm/177 in
Width: 1638 mm/64.5 in
Height: 1397 mm/55 in
Wheelbase ratio: 1.74
Curb weight: 1473 kg/3247 lb

Expore it Further:
From the Wikipedia
Bran Classic Auto "Boulevard Art"
Sports Car Market
Jaguar Database from Car-Nection.com

Walking Tall

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One of my favorite photos. This was taken in April 2001 during the annual Z Club of Houston "Blur-bonnet" Run, where members take their Z cars out for a spin down some winding South Texas backroads, stopping midway for a bite to eat. Robert is over six feet tall. Which was useful for reaching things on high shelves or screwing (lightbulbs in, people!). Now that he's in a wheelchair I've had to resort to my handy step ladder while Robert stations himself below, much like a goalie, to catch whatever I toss down to him.

Here's a photo of our 1988 300ZX, which I had named the "Street Angel," after a favorite Stevie Nicks song.

Sunday Drive, Vol. 6: Hummer H2

Last week, I profiled a military vehicle called the Gama Goat. The U.S. Army has discontinued its use, opting for the HMMWV or "Hummer." General Motors has created the civilian version of the Hummer in three flavors, the H1 (which bears the closest resemblance to its ancestor, the HMMWV), the H2 (which I'm featuring today), and the H3 (what I refer to as a Baby Hummer).

This urban assault vehicle is uber-wide, uber-tall and getting around crowded city streets and parking garages can be trying for all but the most determined. I've seen one in my building's parking garage so I know it can be done, but with care! (Because the parking garage is so dark anyway, and because I took this shot with my PDA's camera, hence no flash, I had to saturate the heck out of the photo. But I am comforted by this photo because I now know that if this hulking thing can make it down the narrow ramp of our parking garage, so can my little green cow!)

I actually visited a Hummer dealership in Alvin, Texas, a couple of years back and came away with a Hummer brochure, which I've scanned. There are plenty of Hummer photos in my new Hummer photo album. Go take a peek.

In summary, some of the Hummer's ruggedness has been bred out of it in favor of the creature comforts we've come to love in our vehicles. Leather seats, ear shattering sound systems, GPS, Internet access (yep, your eyes do not deceive you!). But to paraphrase Sam Jackson's character, Ordell Robbie, in Jackie Brown,

When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Specs (2003):

GENERAL
Model: 2003 HUMMER H2 SUV
Body style: Four-door sport-utility, body-on-frame construction
Driveline: Front-engine, full-time 4WD
EPA vehicle class: Full-size sport utility
Assembly Plant: Mishawaka, Indiana (AM General)

POWERTRAIN
Engine Type: Vortec 6000 6.0-liter V8 with cast iron block, cast aluminum cylinder heads, sequential fuel injection
Displacement (cu. in./cc): 364/5,967
Bore and stroke (in./mm): 4.00 x 3.62/101.6 x 92.0
Valvetrain: OHV
Compression ratio: 9.4:1
Horsepower (SAE hp): (est.) 316 @ 5200 rpm
Torque (lb.-ft./Nm): (est.) 360 @ 3600 rpm
Transmission type: 4L65-E 4-speed auto
Gear ratios (:1): 1st 3.06; 2nd 1.62; 3rd 1.00; 4th 0.69; Rev. 2.29
Stall Ratio: 1.90
Final drive (axle) ratio: 4.10
Low Range Lock gear reduction: 2.64
Crawl Ratio: 33.1

EXTERIOR DIMENSIONS (in./mm, except where noted):
Wheelbase: 122.8/3,118
Overall vehicle length: 189.8/4,819.7
Tread (front): 69.4/1,762.8
Tread (rear): 69.4/1,762.8
Vehicle width excluding mirrors: 81.2/2,062.6
Overall vehicle height @ curb weight: (est.) 77.8-82/1,977-2,080 (with and without roof rack)

GROUND CLEARANCE
Angle of approach (degree): (est.) 40.4°-40.8°
Angle of departure (degree): (est.) 39.6°-41.8°
Ramp brake-over angle (degree): (est.) 24.3°
Axle differential to ground (in./mm): 9.4/238
Min. running ground clearance (in./mm): (est.) 10/229

CHASSIS AND SUSPENSION
Front: Independent with torsion bars; 46mm monotube gas shocks; 35.9mm front stabilizer bar
Rear: 5-link variable-rate coil spring; opt. self-leveling air spring (w/RPO ZM6); 46mm monotube shocks, 30mm stabilizer bar
Traction Control: Brake-controlled, single-wheel control capability with rear axle locking differential
Steering type: Variable ratio, integral power; recirculating ball type
Ratio: 15/13:1
Steering wheel turns, (lock-to-lock): 3.25
Turning circle, curb-to-curb (ft./m): (est.) 44.3/13.5
Brakes: Four-wheel disc, four-wheel/four channel ABS, dual piston calipers with Dynamic Rear Proportioning
Wheel size and type (in.): 17.0 x 8.5 cast aluminum
Tire size and type: Standard: LT285/70R17 all-terrain
Optional: LT315/70R17 off-road
GVWR, standard (lbs./kg): 8,600/3,901
Base curb weight (lbs./kg): (est.) 6,400/2,909
Trailer towing maximum (lbs./kg): (est.) 7,000/3,182
Winch capacity (lbs./kg): (est.) 9,000/4,091
Fuel tank capacity (gal./l): (est.) 32/124.9

PERFORMANCE
Range (Minimum): 350 miles+
Fuel Economy: Not tested, out of regulated fleet requirements
0-60 mph: <-10.0 sec
Grade Capability: 60%

Read More About The Hummer
H2 Source
HumVee.net
The Hummer Club
Fuck You and Your H2 (not exactly a fan site)
Hummer-Dinger (Sierra Club Spoof Site)

Sunday Drive, Vol. 5: M561 Gama Goat

This is a bit of a departure from my usual offerings. This vehicle is not something you'd likely find on your local highways and byways. Unless you live in the boondocks. Reason? The M561 Gama Goat is a military vehicle. Read on.

About the Goat:

The M561 1.25 ton High Mobility Cargo Truck was built during the late 1960's and into the 1970's by the Consolidated Diesel Electric Company otherwise known as CONDEC. It was nicknamed the Gama Goat, "gama" from the name of the inventor of its powered articulated joint Roger Gamaunt and "goat" from its mountain goat-like offroad abilites.

The M561 was a 6x6 having a tractor unit and a trailer unit. The tractor sat two, a driver and a passenger, above the front axle and behind them was the Detroit Diesel 3-53 diesel engine. Attached to the tractor by an articulated joint was the trailer unit which was of standard military arrangment much like a pickup type bed with the addition of folding troopseats along each side. The tractor and trailer were permanently joined. The tractor had a front axle and a rear axle while the trailer had a mid mounted axle. All axles were powered. The M561 was also four wheel steer, the front steered in normal fashion and the rear most axle was mechanically steered in the opposite direction at 50 percent of the front axles movement. The steering was not self centering. The M561 body was made of aluminum and the vehicle was swimable on inland waters. This vehicle was capable of higher mobility than the average pickup style truck or 1/4ton jeep due to its ability to flex in the middle and the forward position of the front wheels.

The Gama Goat was a successful offroad vehicle but due to a plague of mechanical problems, its loud engine noise, the vulnerability of the driver while embarking and debarking the vehicle, and special driver training because of its four-wheel steering habits it was not pursued in future contracts and was eventually replaced in function by the M998 series HMMWV (High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle) or the "Hum-Vee." For this reason, surplus Gama Goats in varying degrees of disrepair can be purchased for a song and restored and put to use. There's a small group of loyal Goat lovers and GamaGoat.com is dedicated to the preservation, restoration and safe enjoyment of these interesting vehicles.

One of the things that sets the Gama Goat apart from other military and offroad vehicles is its amphibious nature. Sure, the Hum-Vee (both the military HMMWV and the much tamer commercial H1s and H2s) can ford several feet of water, but the Goat can actually SWIM. Of course, it cannot ford waters that are not calm, so you can't cross a raging torrent in it. But you can cross a lake quite easily, as long as you make the preparations necessary to ready the Goat for swimming and perform proper maintenance afterward.


Specifications:
  • Weight (with winch) 7710lb/3497kg
  • Payload 2900lb/1315kg
  • Length 226in/574cm
  • Width 84in/213cm
  • Height 91in/231cm
  • Fuel Capacity 40gal/151l
  • Tire Size 11-18
  • Transmission: 4 speed W/ 2 speed transfer case.
  • Engine: 3-53 Detroit diesel with supercharger
  • Electrical System: 24 volt
  • Brake System Type: Hydraulic

Sources:

GamaGoat.com
Military Vehicles: M561
Otter's Gama Goat Project

Sunday Drive, Vol. 4: Hispano Suiza

Featured today is a beast of a car, the 1938 Hispano-Suiza Dubonnet Streamliner. Photo from the Usenet group alt.binaries.pictures.autos.

Some links:
History
Hispano Club (English)

Dear Asshat Behind Me in Traffic This Morning

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1. There is a big garbage truck in front of me. Honking at ME isn't going to make IT move any faster.

2. Go ahead and go around me, you fool. (He ended up behind the giant smiling garbage truck and in front of me. Whee!)

3. Notice I'm not honking my horn at YOU like an idiot. Why? Because I see that you are trapped, fermenting in your own bile, behind the garbage truck.

4. Oh, and thanks for making my day and giving me something to blog about on my lunch hour!