What Was She Thinking?!

I've cobbled together a mini-montage of some "men of substance," men on whom you can "pinch an inch." There's nothing wrong with these guys. (In fact, I think James Gandolfini is DAMN FINE and SUPER SEX-SAY just as he is.) And here's a song to go along with the picture, Canned Heat's Big Fat, which is their version of the original Fat Man by Fats Domino. Enjoy.

P.S. And can you tell me who the other three are in the photo?