Joni - Quick, Someone Hand Me a Patent Application!

Quick, Someone Hand Me a Patent Application!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:50:56 AM

It occurred to me while hitting my friend's candy bowl for the third time today (she's right down the hall, how convenient!) that medical science has come a long way:

* We can operate on people's eyeballs using lasers. (And as far as I'm concerned the words laser and eye should never be used together in a sentence, but that's just me.)

* We can operate on fetuses in utero.

* We've got patches for birth control and smoking cessation.

* We've got baclofen pumps for spinal cord injury patients.

So with all that, you'd think they could come up with something very simple: A chocolate patch. I sure could have used one today!

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Comments

Sarah angel292005 # Wednesday, May 24, 2006 1:51:17 PM

Hi Joni,
With your intelligence and influence, I sure you could make this happen.
Let me know when it is avaible.

Sarah

Maxaffiliate421 # Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:14:27 PM

Can I get an Amen. What happens to a diabetic on a chocolate patch...

devansdevans186 # Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:14:00 PM

Why would anyone want that?
Chocolate is one of the finer things in life.........
Stop doing something else.

Winston Harrissykozombie # Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:38:51 PM

Seeing that 'some people'... i wont point fingers... are already addicted to choco... don't you think that patch is just another way of letting them deal with it?...

Jonijonimueller # Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:02:27 PM

@Dave, maybe what i had in mind was more along the lines of a chocolate DRIP, IV infusion? ;-P

devansdevans186 # Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:21:46 PM

Joni,
I'd be first in line to by a few dozen for friends and family.

Sarah angel292005 # Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:11:29 AM

The dark chocolate only has like, a MILLION health benefits! It benefits your ass if we are having our chocolate............(men)

Winston Harrissykozombie # Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:36:43 AM

ladies remember what your mom told you "a second on the lips, and a life time on the hips"..... so go ahead by all means... get that ass phat and plumb.... now thats most def' a benefit for me.... lol.

Jonijonimueller # Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:27:09 AM

Oooh! An a$$ man? Mine looks too much like J-Ho's unfortunately. :-(

Winston Harrissykozombie # Thursday, June 1, 2006 9:37:53 PM

even better luv... can you shake it as good as she does... or maybe you do it better... hmmm. lol... all chicks have breast big or small, but you can't deny a chich with a firm ass... hey guys look at me... sorry, taking the focus totaly off the topic... you may cont' talking about choco