understanding women (some funny quotes)
Saturday, 28. November 2009, 18:29:15
1)-When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
2)-After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
3)-By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
4)-Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
5)-The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
6)-I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
7)-"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
8)-"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
10)-"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
11)-"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
12)-Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
13)-The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
14)-You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
15)-My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
16)-A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
18)-Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
19)-A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
20)-First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
21)-“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
22)-“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
lol
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