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Wednesday, March 2, 2011 12:00:21 AM
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible
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wife is like a tv girlfriend is like mobile
Wednesday, March 2, 2011 1:52:07 AM
At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
No money, u sell d TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of d time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free 4 life,
But 4 d MOBILE, if u don't pay, d services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of d time old, But d MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operation cost 4 TV is often acceptable,
But 4 d MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with d TV u MUST only listen (whether u want 2 or not).
TVs don't have viruses, But MOBILEs often do
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
No money, u sell d TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of d time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free 4 life,
But 4 d MOBILE, if u don't pay, d services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of d time old, But d MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operation cost 4 TV is often acceptable,
But 4 d MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with d TV u MUST only listen (whether u want 2 or not).
TVs don't have viruses, But MOBILEs often do
Thursday, March 17, 2011 12:49:54 PM
love is not aabout finding the right person , but creating the right relationship.its not about how much love you have in the biginning but how much love you build till the end.life is about trusting your own feelings and take chances,losing and finding happiness,appreciating the memories,learning from the past and realizing people change...its important to be constant in your own right
Monday, February 28, 2011 8:56:37 AM
I know for sure there is no real meaning to life without a spiritual component. so thnks god for one more aniversary to me
Friday, February 18, 2011 9:05:58 AM
Fear comes from uncertainty. Once u clarify your purpose 4 doing something, d way 2 do it bcomes clear
Tuesday, February 8, 2011 7:03:49 PM
god use me , use this life , i dont know what the future holds for me, but i do know that there is a vision for my life that is greater than my imagination can hold. use me
Friday, January 28, 2011 10:44:27 PM
A Spanish teacher was explaining 2 her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns R designated as either masculine or feminine. ''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa."Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lápiz."
A student asked, "What gender is computer?"
Instead of giving d answer, D teacher split D class into 2 groups, male and female, and asked them 2 decide 4 themselves whether "computer" should b a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked 2 give 4reasons 4 its recommendation.
D men's group decided that "computer" should definitely b of D feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No 1 but their creator understands their internal logic.
2 D native language they use 2 communicate with other computers is incomprehensible 2 every1 else.
3. Even D smallest mistakes R stored in long term memory 4 possible later retrieval.
4. As soon as u make a commitment 2 1, u find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories 4 it.
D women''s group, however, concluded that computers should b Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order 2 do anything with them, u have 2 turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can''t think 4 themselves.
3. They R supposed 2 help u solve problems, but half D time they R D problem.
4. As soon as u commit 2 1, u realize that if u had waited little longer, u could have gotten a better model.
5. If u try 2 make them do 2 many things at D same time they crash.
6. Repairing them is usually more difficult than getting a new one.
The women won. lol
A student asked, "What gender is computer?"
Instead of giving d answer, D teacher split D class into 2 groups, male and female, and asked them 2 decide 4 themselves whether "computer" should b a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked 2 give 4reasons 4 its recommendation.
D men's group decided that "computer" should definitely b of D feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No 1 but their creator understands their internal logic.
2 D native language they use 2 communicate with other computers is incomprehensible 2 every1 else.
3. Even D smallest mistakes R stored in long term memory 4 possible later retrieval.
4. As soon as u make a commitment 2 1, u find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories 4 it.
D women''s group, however, concluded that computers should b Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order 2 do anything with them, u have 2 turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can''t think 4 themselves.
3. They R supposed 2 help u solve problems, but half D time they R D problem.
4. As soon as u commit 2 1, u realize that if u had waited little longer, u could have gotten a better model.
5. If u try 2 make them do 2 many things at D same time they crash.
6. Repairing them is usually more difficult than getting a new one.
The women won. lol
Thursday, January 27, 2011 3:12:39 AM
Creating awareness is definitely helpful, but until u experience D belief, it will remain only a truth as long as u have faith. If u really want 2 cement a concept u need 2 have lived it.
This is why D first five years of your twenties are so important. u needed 2 b lost in order 2 b capable of understanding what it feels like 2 find a purpose. D second five years IS all about further refining and building upon the clarity u were discovering
This is why D first five years of your twenties are so important. u needed 2 b lost in order 2 b capable of understanding what it feels like 2 find a purpose. D second five years IS all about further refining and building upon the clarity u were discovering
Wednesday, December 1, 2010 9:16:07 PM
A woman is with her lover in bed, and suddenly she heard a noise of the door openning(was her husband ) .
she get nervous , mainly becoz in the morden flats there no space under the bed 2 hide and they R in the building of 20th floors, there is no closet either....
then suddenly she says 2 the lover:
- stay calm and just do as i say. B stand still , as if you were a robot , without blinking.
then the husband comes in:
- hi my love ! look ,they have anticipated my flight and i have arrived one day b4......
...but.... WTF is this?! ,,, and wht is he doing standing naked in my room?
the woman replies:
-since you have abandon me with those trips and meetings so i have decided 2 buy this 'slave sexual robot' model RT-SEX-2010.
come and see baby.touch it ,it has a real skin and it's refrigerated in water.it cost less. the processor is only 256 bites, and there is wi-fi, automatic updates, etc, etc....
- but , sweetheart...was there a need 4 that?
- what do you expect? do you wanted me 2 make it out with the neighbours or with the doorman in the building?
- alright alright baby, you dont have 2 b like that , lets go make love baby, am extremelly burn up down there.(he says).
the woman already tired,replies:
- oh baby, am not feeling ok, i think i have headache, bsides am on those days...
- oh what a shame!. ok then , why don't you go 2 the kitchen and prepair something to eat?
the woman leaves the room and go 2 the kitchen.
the husband , stays alone in the room with so called 'robot', looking at him, he says:
- if this technology is good for my wife , then it might serve for me as well.
then the husband pull th e robot in his hand, and push the robot on bed and put him in four and when the husband was ready 2 the final ,
the roboot says nervouslly with his metalic and robotic voice :
-ERROR ! SYSTEM ERROR, INCORRECT ENTRY! ERROR ! SYSTEM ERROR, INCORRECT ENTRY.
the husband look at the robot as he pull his pants up and says:
- f**k this modern robot. am gonna throw it by the windows...
the lover so scared, thinking "being thrown fom the windows on the 20th floor?'', he screams with the same metalic voice:
SYSTEM UP-TO-DATE ! DOWNLOAD THE COMPLETE SOFTWARE ! PLEASE, TRY AGAIN !
LOLOLL
she get nervous , mainly becoz in the morden flats there no space under the bed 2 hide and they R in the building of 20th floors, there is no closet either....
then suddenly she says 2 the lover:
- stay calm and just do as i say. B stand still , as if you were a robot , without blinking.
then the husband comes in:
- hi my love ! look ,they have anticipated my flight and i have arrived one day b4......
...but.... WTF is this?! ,,, and wht is he doing standing naked in my room?
the woman replies:
-since you have abandon me with those trips and meetings so i have decided 2 buy this 'slave sexual robot' model RT-SEX-2010.
come and see baby.touch it ,it has a real skin and it's refrigerated in water.it cost less. the processor is only 256 bites, and there is wi-fi, automatic updates, etc, etc....
- but , sweetheart...was there a need 4 that?
- what do you expect? do you wanted me 2 make it out with the neighbours or with the doorman in the building?
- alright alright baby, you dont have 2 b like that , lets go make love baby, am extremelly burn up down there.(he says).
the woman already tired,replies:
- oh baby, am not feeling ok, i think i have headache, bsides am on those days...
- oh what a shame!. ok then , why don't you go 2 the kitchen and prepair something to eat?
the woman leaves the room and go 2 the kitchen.
the husband , stays alone in the room with so called 'robot', looking at him, he says:
- if this technology is good for my wife , then it might serve for me as well.
then the husband pull th e robot in his hand, and push the robot on bed and put him in four and when the husband was ready 2 the final ,
the roboot says nervouslly with his metalic and robotic voice :
-ERROR ! SYSTEM ERROR, INCORRECT ENTRY! ERROR ! SYSTEM ERROR, INCORRECT ENTRY.
the husband look at the robot as he pull his pants up and says:
- f**k this modern robot. am gonna throw it by the windows...
the lover so scared, thinking "being thrown fom the windows on the 20th floor?'', he screams with the same metalic voice:
SYSTEM UP-TO-DATE ! DOWNLOAD THE COMPLETE SOFTWARE ! PLEASE, TRY AGAIN !
LOLOLL
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2009-10-07 06:48:34Your courage ask me what am I afraid of? You've always love me dear Lord.. May I also do the same to You and everyone..
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