JavaScript, the missing girl.
Sunday, December 3, 2006 9:23:42 PM
I'm not sure who wrote this: Comparing Programming Languages in Real Life (which means, as girls), but whoever he is, he missed out JavaScript, so here goes:
JavaScript:
She's the confused girl that kind of had a rough start. To begin with, many men thought she was just easy, and didn't think very highly of her, but recently, tides have been changing in her favor as they have started to discover her true qualities; she's not a fast cook and can't cary heavy load, but she's free spirited and can flex her nimble body in the most exsotic ways.
JavaScript:
She's the confused girl that kind of had a rough start. To begin with, many men thought she was just easy, and didn't think very highly of her, but recently, tides have been changing in her favor as they have started to discover her true qualities; she's not a fast cook and can't cary heavy load, but she's free spirited and can flex her nimble body in the most exsotic ways.

