[chorus] Hi! My name is (what?) my name is (who?) my name is Slim Shady. [x2]
Ahem excuse me!
Can i hav the attention of the class for one second?
Hi kids! do u lyk violence?
wanna see me stick nine inch nails thru each one of my eyelids?
want to copy me and do exactly as i did?
try acid and get f***ked up worse that my lyf is?
my brains a dead weight, im tryin to get my head straight
but i cant figure out which spice girl i want to impregnate
and dr. dre said,"slim shady u a base head!"
uh-uhhhh! "so why's ur face red, man u wasted!"
well since age 12, i've felt lyk im someone else
coz i hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
got pissed off and ripped pamela lees tits off
and smacked her so hard i knocked her clothes backwards lyk kris kross
i smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster then a fat b*tch who sat down too fast
c'mere slut! (shady, wait a minute, thats my girl dog!)
i dont give a f**k, God sent me here to piss the world off!
my english teacher wanted to hav sex in junior high
(the only problem was he was a guy)
thanks a lot next semester i'll be thirty five
i smacked him in th face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler.
and stapeled his nuts to a stackof papers
walked into the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
flashed the bartender,then stuck my d*ck in the tip cup
extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they scream at me:
"lets just be friends!"
ninety-nine percent of my lyf i was lied to
i just found out my mom does more dope then i do
i told her i'd grow up to b a famous rapper
make a record about doin drugs and name it after her
you know u blew up when the women rush to ur stands
and try to touch ur hands lyk some screamin usher fans
this guy at white castle askeed for my autograph
so i signe it: 'dear dave, thanks for the support, asshole!'
theres mor but i'll post later!