Time pass

1)
Sham ki tanhai me doob naa jana,
kisi ki masti me doob naa jana,
milegi ek din manjil jarur apko,
unhe pakar a[pne dost ko bhul na jana.


2)
ZINDAGI ME HASTE RAHO,HANSI ZINDAGI KI ZARURAT HAI, ZINDAGI JIYO IS ANDAZ ME KI APKO DEKHKAR SABKO LAGE, ZINDAGI KITNI KHUBSURAT HAI. From, "SONU " Jamshedpur.


3)
Zindagi lafjo ki kahani hai.Riste hoto ki kahani hai.Kuch simte to kuch bikhare hai. Taswir se nahi pathar per tarase shabdo se pucha. Na jane kaise ye kahani hai.


4)
YOU R 70% SMART.......
YOU R 75% SWEET......
YOU R 85% NAUGHTY.....
YOU R 90% CUTE.....
U R 100% LOVELY.....
TOTALLY 70+75+85+90+100= YOU R 420........


5)
Yon to Hum hai Bramachari .
Jahan dekhi naari wahi aankh mari .
Pat gayi to Humari nahi to phir se banke Bramchari next ki karte hai taiyari .


6)
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YehMera Style hai DISTURB karne ka.



7)
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
to bhoot bankar daraenge tumhe.


8)Ye dosti meri nahi humari hai,
tabhi to sab rishton se pyari hai,
mumkin nahi aapse roz milna tabhi to sms ka silsila jari hai.



9)
Ye apnepan ke riste bhi AJEEB hote hain,
sab ke apne-apne NASEEB hote hain.
Rehte hain jo nigahon se DOOR,
wo dil ke sabse KAREEB hote hain...



10)
Woqt ne jab zindagi se hisaab manga.Kya khoya kya paya?
Khone ka to hisaab na raha.
Paya to bus aap jaisaa DOST.



11)
Woh na aye unki yad akar wafa kr gyi..
Unse milne ki tamanna sukun tbh kr gyi..
Ahat hui socha asar dua kr gyi..
Drwaza khola to dekha mazak humse hawa kr gyi..




12)
Whiskey mein mujhe VISHNU dikhe,
Rum mein RAM,
Beer mein BRAHMA,
Desi mein HANUMAN!
Kis botal ka tyag karoon?
Salaa...........sab mein BHAGWAAN.




13)
Waqt hi waqt me jazbat badal jate hai,
waqt hi waqt me din raat badal jate hai,
dost to wahi rahte hai mgr.......bas haalat badal jate hai . .




14)
Twinkle twinkle lazy star.
Kab tak soyega utth ja yaar.
Look above in da sky.
Pakdo mobile say me hii... GOOD MORNING DEAR HAVE A NICE DAY...




15)
Teri Surat Pe Dil Haru,
Teri Jarurat Pe Jan Varu,
Gis Din Tera Fhon Nahi Aata,
Dil Chahta Hai Teri Kanpti Pe Maru. $(CHAL FHON KAR)




16)
Tabiyat thik nahi thi.
Tantrik ko dikhaya,
tantrik Ne kaha tum per bhoot ka saya hai.
Kisi ghor paapi ko Sms karo thik ho jaoge.
sms karte hi acha feel ho raha hai.




17)
SMS, ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai,
Aao hum mil k kasam khayen ki is bimari ko khatam kar denge,
Ek call tum karo baaki Miss call hum karenge.




18)
NAMASKAR.
mein aisa msg hu,
jise murkh padte hai,
nalayak dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai,
aur pagal store karte hai,
aap kya karoge.




19)
MAUSAM MAST HAI,
MAHOL JABARDAST HAI,
APNE APNE KAAM ME SUB VYAST HAI.
SOCHA PHONE KARKE GUD EVENING KAHU,
PATA CHALA, IS ROOT KI SABI LINE VYAST HAI.




20)
Many many HAPPY returns of the day 2 U..!!
Dekha..Tum ne kya socha tha?
Tum nahi bataaoge to mujhe pata nahi lagega ki aaj.."ANIMAL'S DAY" hai..!




21)
Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya dosto k liye
dosti ka rishta banaya par khuda ne farmaya,
"dosti rahegi uski kayam jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya."




22)
Keep SMS'ing me & win exiting prizes-
1st-lots of love
2nd-lifetime friendship
3rd-free stay in my HEART
Offer valid tilI I AM ALIVEStay connected.




23)
Keep d lamp of friendship burning with fuel of love.
Bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in west.
But frindship rises in heart and sets after death.




24)
Kabhi dost kehte the ki . . .Jaan bhi maango to haazir hai . . .
Aaj woh apni GirlFriend . . . .Ko "JAAN" kehte hai . . .
Ab karo JAAN_HAAZIR...




25)
Is chhote se dil me gam bahut hai,
Jindgi me milte har pal jakhm bahut hai,
Maar dalti kabki ye duniya,
Kambakht dosto ki duao me dam bahut hai...




26)
Hum woh nahi jo gum mai chhod denge
hum woh nahi jo nata todd denge
hum to hamsafar hai dost
teri sans bhi ruke to apani jodd denge.




27)
Hum wo nahi jo bhool jaya karte hai,
hum wo hai jo nibhaya karte hai,
dur rahkar milna shayad muskil ho par yad bankar sanso me bus jaya karte hai.




28)
Hum aapke dost na sahi Dost hum aapko kehte hai
Hum aapko yaad aaye ya na aaye
Par aap hamesha hamari yado me rahte hai.




29)
Hi jaan..?
Kya haal hai jaan..?
Kahan ho jaan..?
Kab miloge jaan..?
Mising u 2 much jaan..?
Bas-Bas zayada khush mat hona kyunki har jaan ke bad "WAR" laga hai.




30)
Hamara har lamha chura liya apne,
ankhon ko ek chand dikha diya apne,
Hame zindagi to di kisi aur ne par itni dosti dekar jina sikha diya apne.




31)
HAM HAM HAI.
TUM TUM HO.
NA HAM KAM HAIN NA TUM KAM HO,
TO KIS BAT KA GAM HAIN.
SMS BHEJTE RAHO TABHI LAGEGA
KI MOBILE RAKHNE WALE ME DUM HAI.




32)
fursat kise hai roothne manane ki,
nigahe badal gaye apne aur begane ki,
tum na chhodana hath dosti ka warna...
kahi aadat hi na chhut jaye dost banane ki.




33)
Ensan ke kandho mein ensan ja rahe hai
usme simate sare arman ja rahe hai
jise mili mohabbat me bewaffai
woh waffa ki talas mein samsan ja rahe hai.....




34)
Dosti karo COLLEGE wali se.
Pyar karo OFFICE wali se
Bahar milo PADOS wali se
Ankh larao SAALI se
Love karo Dil wali se
OR fir MAAR khao GHAR wali se




35)
Dosti kar ke kisi ko dhokha mat dena
dosti min kisi ko answon ka tohpha mat dena
Koiy roye aap ko yaad kar ke
kisi ko aisa moka mat dena




36)
DOST TERI GIRLFRND KA PHON AAYA THA.
KEH RAHI THI PATHAR SE MAT MARO MERE DIWANE KO.
BOMB KA ZAMANA HAI UDA DO SAALE KO.




37)
Dost kab sms send karoge?
Send ke button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge?
Ab tak bahut balance jama kar liya.
Kab apni kanjusi ka The End karoge.....? Kaho na....



38)
D se dosti,
D se dushmani,
D se dil,
D se dard ,
D se diwangi par
D se itne bhi dur na ho jana k
D se dekh bhi na sake,
Samjhe D se dear friend...




39)
Circuit: Munna bhai,Gandhi Jayanti k bare me batao.
Munna:Gandhi, mast! solid,admi tha !!
Lekin,ma kasm apun nahi janta "Jayanti" k sath uska kya rishta tha.




40)
Chal ja msg tu banke gulab.
Hogi achhi dosti to ayega jawab.
Agar na aye jawab to mat hona udas
samajh lena ki waqt nahi hai unke pass.




41)
Asu tere nikle to wo ankhe meri ho,
dil tara dharkan meri ho ,
khuda kare hamari Dosti itni gahri ho,
ke bap tum bano aur mehnat mari ho.




42)
Apki hansi bahut pyari lagti hai,
apki har khusi hamari lagti hai,
kabhi dur na kerna khud se,
hame jan se bhi pyari apki GirlFriend lagti hai . .




43)
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana
agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana
jab wo jage to dheere say MUSKURANA
phir kahna KUNJOOS sms karo !




44)
Aapke shahar ka har mausam suhana lage,
Ek shaam chura loon aapki agar bura na lage,
Aap chahe bhula de hume ek pal me,
Aapko bhulane me shayad hume jamana lage.




45)
Aankho mein "SHARAFAT".
Chaal mein "NAJAKAT",
Dil mein "SACHCHAI"
Aur Chehre pe "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bana le har Ladki aapko apna "BHAI"...

1)
Ur aim in life shud be -654321.
6-six digit salary
5- five bedroom aprtmnt
4-four wheel drive
3-three servants
2-two cute chldrn
1-one sweetheart.



2)Thank you for touching my life in wayz you may never know !!
My riches do not lie in material weath,but in having friend like you- a precious gift from GOD !!




3)
SMILE is like a Simcard, & LIFE is like a Cell,
Bcoz whenever u insert a Simcard of Smile,
A beautifut moment will activate in ur Life..




4)
Drive in2 my heart..
U cn c a ocean of luv..
In it a boat of faith is waiting 4u..
4 a Non-Stop journey..In2 the core of my heart




5)
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet..
But Night is not complete without Wishing U........ Good night Sweet dreams......




6)
Money can buy a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,
Money is dirty,
it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.




7)
Life is a book of mysteries,
U never know which page bring a good Twist in the Story.
So,keep on Reading coz, Happiness comes when u least expect it..




8)
Life is a book
we all read it.
Luv is a blessing
we all need it.
Always be happy,always have a smile.
Remember in this world we are just for a while . .




9)
GIRLFRIENDS ARE LIKE NET VIRUS .
THEY ENTER IN YOUR LIFE ,
SCAN YOUR POCKETS ,
EDIT YOUR MIND,
DOWNLOAD PROBLEMS
$ DELETES YOUR HAPPINESS...




10)
Geetasar:
Mobile Nirjiv hai.
sim iski aatma hai sms woh gyan hai jo batne se badta hai
isliye hey manusya balance ki moh maya tyag kar nirantar sms karte raho.




11)
FrndshipNevr speaksVolumes,
it NevrDemands proof,
it nevr Has a happyEnding 2 simply
coz itDoesn't end asLong as friends r tru jus as U.....




12)
Feel good when somebody miss u.
Feel better when somebody loves u.
But feel best when somebody never forgets u.




13)
Carry a heart that never hates,
carry a smile that never fades,
carry a touch that never hurts,
carry a relationship that never break.